The twisted up rag that one covers the upper half of the penis after masturbation, used to catch the leakies to prevent staining the sheets.
After hand jiving to a Shakira video, John made a knob turban out of an old gym sock to prevent spotted sheets.
by Poppa Squat April 12, 2007
Get the knob turban mug.v. for a female to thrust her rump down to floor or turf then the female to whom you are cuttin some rug with shall bring her rear back up so that it is back near the males genitles. This is most often seen at a club where things be poppin.
1. "Now let me see ya turf ddddrrroppppppp"
E-40 and Lil Jon
2. Dat ho LaShawana done kno how ta turf drop so well I had to walk at da 40 degree angle to hide the wood.
E-40 and Lil Jon
2. Dat ho LaShawana done kno how ta turf drop so well I had to walk at da 40 degree angle to hide the wood.
by Da Weav February 24, 2008
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Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
Person 2: "Yes, I was M*A*S*H-turbating."
by Mr.ChrisHansen October 23, 2012
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A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.
A woman who has perfected the art of vaginal satisfaction on another woman.
Example one:
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.
Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that
Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!
Example two:
Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!
Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.
Turf Hearder: Hey hows it going Latisha, you should totally come over this weekend I rounded up all kinds of turf to be herded, It will be a blasty blast.
Latisha: Well I'm not sure, I'm not really into all of that
Turf Herder : Dont worry baby I'm into it enough for the lot of us!
Example two:
Lesbian one: Oh my God Cassie! You are so good at that, you turf herder you!
Cassie/ Turf Herder: Well baby I have been at this a long time, I have herded many turfs and sowed many oats.
by Creativenate88 May 24, 2009
Get the Turf Herder mug.A mcdonald's double cheeseburger and fish fillet sandwich- Fish fillet removed and placed between the two burgers of the double cheeseburger. Discard the fish fillet's bun.
A delicacy reserved only for the epically fat.
A delicacy reserved only for the epically fat.
"Dude, if we're heading to Micky D's, I gotta get a McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe. I haven't had that shit in a minute."
"Hey, McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe is how you make a double cheeseburger healthy."
"Hey, McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe is how you make a double cheeseburger healthy."
by TheOriginalTaryn May 24, 2009
Get the McSurf'n'Turf Deluxe mug.Vaginal and anal intercourse, whether sequentially by one person or simultaneously by two. Surf is for the shrimpy front, turf is the for the soil and fertilizer in the rear.
After wining and dining her on champagne, steak and lobster, he was looking forward to returning with her to his place for the surf and turf dessert.
by Yaybob September 23, 2008
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by daddydase September 8, 2009
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