The baddest bitch to ever live. She'll devour ypur soul and leave you begging for more. A hyper intelligent qnd driven entity with no known limits, truly remarkable.
Don't look directly into a Tjamme's eyes, your brain will melt as you see all of creation passing you faster than the speed of light
by Stiffpen1569 November 22, 2021
Get the Tjamme mug.Full name Tjakalisa uNdzimu.Meaning God our Shepered when translated to English from Kalanga. Kalanga name originating from Thekwane, Plumtree, Matebeleland South, Zimbabwe. It is commonly used as a name.
by Mzansi November 23, 2021
Get the tjakalisa mug.Tjaard is the only guy who would successfully survive all levels of the backrooms.
He also is madly in love with guys who make grown man piss their pants.
Maybe he is gay … but Megan Fox will always be an option.
He will grow up to be the better version of Elon Musk and then die because he tried to take out his freshly made toast out of the toaster by using a fork.
Tjaard is a picky eater, his friends often use that to pick on him (haha, picky-pick… got it ? Pick?).
He also is madly in love with guys who make grown man piss their pants.
Maybe he is gay … but Megan Fox will always be an option.
He will grow up to be the better version of Elon Musk and then die because he tried to take out his freshly made toast out of the toaster by using a fork.
Tjaard is a picky eater, his friends often use that to pick on him (haha, picky-pick… got it ? Pick?).
by schaburski June 19, 2022
Get the Tjaard mug.Tjae is a proud Polygonsexual. He desires all that is good in the world. Long, round, soft, big, short, *hard*. He love's how polygons can encompass an alluring variety of shapes. One night it's a block of cheese. One day it's a ruler, He's cut the corner off of. Pleasure is eternal.
Tjae loves jerking off to Polygons.
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by lilli pilli August 30, 2022
Get the Tjakura mug.The act of collapsing on the floor in the aftermath of intercourse. This is usually in the form of cardiac arrest.
Darwin: Hey dude, what’s the difference between tjay de Barr’s cardiac and Benjamin mendy?
Pete: Nothing bro, they’re both under arrest!!
Pete: Nothing bro, they’re both under arrest!!
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