TINK

Two Incomes, No Kids. When you're young, with a significant other or married, but no children.

We used to have a convertible car, back when we were TINKs.

by irishbeda September 17, 2020

Tinky tink

A mysterious being.

"Phebe, we're going to the land of the mushrooms, fairies and the tinky tinks!"

by wordsofwisdompowerandtruth January 25, 2024

Tink

Mispronounciation of the word ‘think’.

The sound a Glockenspiel makes when you hit it.

Tinker Bell’s nickname.

Me: *strikes the Glockenspiel*
*tink*

by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018

pickled tink

A drunk and/or geriatric person of gay persuasion.

"I don't want to date him, he is a pickled tink!"

by Trivii October 16, 2023

TINK

Two Income No Kids

Since Bobby and Sally are tinks, they can afford to take great vacations.

by EvilAntillus August 7, 2017

Tink

Tink-The act of being a nonce/pedo and a huge wanker

My mum is a tink

by I have a large sloppy wang May 21, 2019

Andrew Edward Tink

A mid 30s super sexy hunk who has a 7inch penis and is loved by everyone.

"Hey Rachel Green, you coming over tonight? My parents are out on a date ...."
"Oh def, Marcus, as long as you show me how much of an Andrew Edward Tink you can be tonight!"

by What is a pseudonym!!!? October 3, 2017