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Tide Rod

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.
Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.
by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025
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High tide

High tide means a person who is too cool to walk on the pavement.

Usually they will drive on a motorbike or any vehicle.
Random STAY: have you heard that new song by Bang Chan and Lee Know called drive? Wasnt it about seggs?

Educated STAY: ah nah dude it is them expressing how they much rather not walk!

Random STAY: I understand now, I don't need to worry now. Imma take a high tide too!!!
by LOCAL STAY POLICE July 4, 2021
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low tide dick (ltd)

When a male bangs out a slam-pig (skank, scallwag, swamp donkey, mollusk etc.) and does not shower afterwards. He then goes to his manual labor job and works out in the sun all day, creating a sweaty swamp in his pants that festers and festers. When he comes home from work and removes his pants, the smell is just like low tide. It is extremely funny if he then says to the same girl who initiated this chaotic and awful smell: "Smell my dick!" and thrusts it in her face.
Drew cleared out the locker room with his low tide dick (ltd).
by Scoopalone June 27, 2014
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Southern Tide

Preppy southern brand worn mostly south of the Mason-Dixon line commonly worn by frat bros, and southern college prep school goers.
by Carlyle Johnson March 4, 2012
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stella tide

The specific tide level at a “particular” surf break where the waves are the most fun.

A Stella Tide could be high or low - it all depends on the sea floor of the particular break at what water level creates the best sections/barrels
Stella Tide at this beach break is around 9 am.
by HighLineDHD December 26, 2018
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Gonna need more Tide

A phrase used to describe a situation that’s directly or indirectly going to result in a mess or lots of laundry
I'm/we're/they're/you're/y'all gonna need more Tide

Um... your cat just gave birth in the linen closet. You're gonna need more Tide.

Mom: Turns out, Casey isn't potty trained
Dad: We're gonna need more Tide.
by gnmt March 16, 2023
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Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide

Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.
Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.
by Analog_man June 18, 2011
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