Tide Rod 

The Tide Rod (verb) is when a man (intentionally or unintentionally) cleans his penis without rinsing off the soap and then proceeds to have penetrative sex with a woman. This results in a yeast infection, causing the vagina to look like when you put too many tide pods in the washing machine.

Dave's wife had been complaining about his genital hygiene so he gave her the Tide Rod.

Tide Rod by Silliest Sex July 19, 2025

High tide 

High tide means a person who is too cool to walk on the pavement.

Usually they will drive on a motorbike or any vehicle.

Random STAY: have you heard that new song by Bang Chan and Lee Know called drive? Wasnt it about seggs?

Educated STAY: ah nah dude it is them expressing how they much rather not walk!

Random STAY: I understand now, I don't need to worry now. Imma take a high tide too!!!

High tide by LOCAL STAY POLICE July 4, 2021

low tide dick (ltd) 

When a male bangs out a slam-pig (skank, scallwag, swamp donkey, mollusk etc.) and does not shower afterwards. He then goes to his manual labor job and works out in the sun all day, creating a sweaty swamp in his pants that festers and festers. When he comes home from work and removes his pants, the smell is just like low tide. It is extremely funny if he then says to the same girl who initiated this chaotic and awful smell: "Smell my dick!" and thrusts it in her face.

Drew cleared out the locker room with his low tide dick (ltd).

low tide dick (ltd) by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

Southern Tide 

Preppy southern brand worn mostly south of the Mason-Dixon line commonly worn by frat bros, and southern college prep school goers.

"Sweet southern tides bro"

Southern Tide by Carlyle Johnson March 4, 2012

stella tide 

The specific tide level at a “particular” surf break where the waves are the most fun.

A Stella Tide could be high or low - it all depends on the sea floor of the particular break at what water level creates the best sections/barrels

Stella Tide at this beach break is around 9 am.

stella tide by HighLineDHD December 26, 2018

Gonna need more Tide 

A phrase used to describe a situation that’s directly or indirectly going to result in a mess or lots of laundry

I'm/we're/they're/you're/y'all gonna need more Tide

Um... your cat just gave birth in the linen closet. You're gonna need more Tide.

Mom: Turns out, Casey isn't potty trained
Dad: We're gonna need more Tide.

Gonna need more Tide by gnmt March 16, 2023

Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide 

Refers to becoming drunk while alone in order to enhance one's creative process. Probably originated in the webcomic Problem Slueth.

Person 1: Can you come over tonight?
Person 2: No, I've had some ideas rolling around so tonight is going to be for sailing on the pumpkin tide.

Sailing on the Pumpkin Tide by Analog_man June 18, 2011