thicc anime thighs

When thicc anime girls are wearing tights too small to suck up all of their thigh.

DaMn ShE hAs SoMe ThIcC aNiMe ThIghS

by I'mma._.Weeb August 19, 2019

Poker Thigh

Formally know as "pate pokerian sartorial musclia", the common nomenclature of poker thigh is more widely used. This horrendous muscle strain is inflicted upon the upper thigh region, usually stemming from a pronated reaching or stretching maneuver across a table, whereby the patient wins a large mountain of chips playing poker (as God intended) and upon reaching too far forward with his ill gotten gains, pulls a muscle in his upper thigh. The secondary diagnosis is found to be a girlish yelp, somewhat reminiscent of a horny panda, which then leads to a frantic, almost spastic, hopping action to rid ones body of the karmic pain inflicted upon them for their evil ways on the poker table.

The only known remedy is constant reminders of the incident, which usually result in a side effect of uncontrollable laughter from those who are told the story as it occurred.

"This guy at the table was acting all cocky, until he got won that hand and got struck with Poker Thigh."

by Poker Buddies July 22, 2007

Thighjob

When a woman sits facing a man, takes his dick between her thighs and bounces until ejaculation occurs.

"Dude, I just got the best thighjob from Melissa."

by Vannyslim February 2, 2015

Inner Thigh Gap

The space between a woman’s thighs just below the sweet spot that allows you to see through a her legs while she is standing still. Normally only found on women who works out and wears the correct pants. Yoga pants and certain types of jeans are the preferred attire of these specially endowed women.

Scott: I was at the gym yesterday and this girl had the perfect inner thigh gap, I could see Tim benching on the other side of gym. I waved at him and he waved back.
Jim: No shit! That’s incredible.
Scott: I know, she could stand in front of my TV during the game and I would not miss a play, and she was sporting a most impressive camel toe.
Jim: I am going to gym with you tomorrow.

by Dave Lickersnach January 6, 2015

Honey Thighs

A name most commonly given to a girl with a nice set of thighs, you are lucky if someone calls you this because not many people are blessed with this outstanding feature.

Random Guy: "damn whos that?"

Pedaf: "oh, thats honey thighs."

by Mr. Pedaf December 10, 2008

Thighmuffing

The gratuitous act of using one's thighs as ear muffs, for a lover or friend, while offering at the same time the vagina as an effective eye mask.

Thighmuffing was in order when Meredith forgot her ear plugs, Kelly obliged by wrapping her inner thighs over Meredith's ears and assertively pressing her warm vagina over Meredith's eyes as a soothing sleep mask.

by sf_tm5 May 15, 2017

thighlor cult

a cult of crazy tiktok people who are obsessed with taylor swift’s thighs. you might see a video on your for you page giving you a graphic description of what people would do for thighlor.

“im part of the thighlor cult! it’s so great!”
“OMG me too! lets be besties”

by aftrqlow June 30, 2021