The benefit of the penis

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;

She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.

by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013

Thrusty the penis

Mythical penis hes theme song is: Im a little penis short and stout this is my cock this is my balls watch me go vagina in and out thats the way I like it.

Here comes thrusty the penis and his friend vagina

by Poepholl Pilot February 25, 2019

Not the penis hole

Something WindowsXPUser says when he talks about penis.

WindowsXPUser: Not the penis hole
Windows XPUser: It's called the Urethra
Me: You have no clue how stupid that sounds.

It's not the penis hole, it's the Urethra.

by NotThePenisHole July 26, 2019

fencing the penguin

Using a frozen fish as a dildo

Girl 1: Are you going to see that guy tonight?
Girl 2: No, I got frostbite after fencing the penguin last night.

by Redd2357 November 27, 2019

Coating the Penny Horse

This British phrase was originally to describe the act of painting a fresh coat of paint on a small china horse, often found in bric-a-brac / jumble sales and charity shops. The phrase is now primarily used to describe going for a messy poo on a cheap toilet.

"Our John's been busy coating the penny horse this morning."

"By gum, that curry last night were right dodge -- I've got to coat the penny horse, I'll be back in half-hour."

by FondantTerrible July 24, 2020

Breath of the Penis

When you run out of cum and you masturbate and nothing comes out.

"I was masturbating last night for the 20th time and nothing came out"
"So you experienced Breath of the Penis"

by analboy99 November 18, 2019

Yoderism of the penis

Yoderism of the penis is a Disease similar to genital warts. It is a viral infection that causes green blisters that overlie ulcers on the skin or mucosa. if untreated the disease can take hold and cause your penis to shrivel and turn green giving it a yoda like appearance. there is only one know treatment which involves injecting your self with a hypodermic needle in the japs eye (eye of the snake) or directly in the anus this treatment is risky and involves 100% commitment and must be done on the hour every hour for a minimum time frame of 35 yrs. known cases there has been more then 100 known cases across the Brisbane area within the 1yr police are trying to identify the know source of this disease but it has been sourced down between the Paddigton and gap area or though it has also accured in such us states a Pennsylvania. not to much is known about this serious disease but the scientist are currently studying the affects of these diseases and possible cures.

"what the crap factory dude your bellend looks like that little green guy out of star wars" "yeah i gots the Yoderism of the penis"

by Dr. Barry B May 7, 2009