Roasted

Roasted: (adjective) Act of being financially ripped to pieces, shredded, bankrupted, prone to accepting handouts, usually due to a poor financial choice.

I was short the DOW on the day it went up 350 points, needless to say I got roasted and am looking for a job tomorrow.

by JamesBrrando February 21, 2010

The benefit of the penis

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;

She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.

by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013

Redookulous

Redookulous: (adjective) Act of describing a defecation of epic proportions. (Excess of 2.5 lbs)

Damn, fool I was in the bathroom dropping some redookulous loads, had to be around 3lbs worth.

by JamesBrrando February 21, 2010