The benefit of the penis

an advantage or profit gained from penile insertion.
"She was ugly,but not ugly enough to forgo the benefits of my penis"
synonyms: good, sake, welfare, well-being, advantage, comfort, ease, convenience;

She wasn't all that, but after a few drinks I might as well give her the benefit of the penis.

by JamesBrrando September 28, 2013

Redookulous

Redookulous: (adjective) Act of describing a defecation of epic proportions. (Excess of 2.5 lbs)

Damn, fool I was in the bathroom dropping some redookulous loads, had to be around 3lbs worth.

by JamesBrrando February 21, 2010

Roasted

Roasted: (adjective) Act of being financially ripped to pieces, shredded, bankrupted, prone to accepting handouts, usually due to a poor financial choice.

I was short the DOW on the day it went up 350 points, needless to say I got roasted and am looking for a job tomorrow.

by JamesBrrando February 21, 2010