Soapbox Activist

A person who protests just to brag about how good of a person they are.

White liberals don't really care about black people, they are just a bunch of soapbox activists.

by Diasent March 28, 2022

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Activist

Decedent by manner of homicide who crawls out of their own grave.

That activist is wearing the clothes I buried her in; they look bad.

by Decedent September 23, 2020

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Activist

Someone who makes a fool of themselves publicly protesting stupid opinions about dumb ideas.

On live tv “I’m an activist”(not knowing they basically just told the world they’re an idiot).

by Petdragon May 12, 2022

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You just had an activist on your show and lauded her for sponging up her easy moral virtue you idiot. It was even in the title! From woke marxists to conservative activist. And then you spit on her cock and rode that dick until the cows came home. Just... Just dick riding. Big time.

Hym "But Jordan, you love activists when they're on your side and you had one on your show... Just like 3 shows ago... You didn't have anything to say about how easy it was for her to claim that moral virtue and get on your podcast, Jordan.... Where... Why... What happened? What... What could that be? What could that mean? 'Um... Well... SHE is one of the good ones... Um... She... Uhh... Her activism furthers my ends and promotes my brand! Er... Wait... Oh, right. I don't have beliefs...' It just wild how quickly you forget. You LOVE activists."

by Hym Iam February 20, 2023

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Netflix Activist

Person who makes sure to watch every trending Netflix documentary about social issues in the world (ex. Blackfish, Ted Bundy, Tiger King, R. Kelly, etc), and makes sure to post a "novel" about it on social media, but never actually researches social issues or tries to change the world for the better.

"Did you see Breanna's huge Facebook post about R. Kelly?"

"Yep. Just being a Netflix Activist as usual."

by Corrupt Yoda April 27, 2020

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Activistic Cronyism

The use of social, political, or environmental activism as a cover to reward allies, friends, or insiders, rather than to achieve genuine reform.

“Their diversity initiative was just activistic cronyism — top jobs went to the same insiders with a fresh PR spin.”

“That senator’s climate task force is activistic cronyism at its finest; it’s packed with donors and lobbyists who profit from the policies.”

“The charity claimed to fight inequality, but their funding choices screamed activistic cronyism — friends of the board got all the grants.”

by readabook102938 August 12, 2025

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