soggy tent

A soggy tent is defined as being an event post-golden shower, when your sheets are soaked in an unhealthy amount of urine.

"Joe sat gleefully in the middle of his soggy tent, pretending to be in a North American boreal forest."

by TheBanterBoyz April 30, 2014

French tent

The act of laying a slice of cheese over one's erect penis and engaging in oral sex.

Francois got a wicked French tent last night.

by sexywiddlebaby September 8, 2016

Bacon tent

Another term used for vagina that has loose flaps and a wide opening.

"She's fucked so many guys that her cunt would look like a bacon tent".

by Big Kahuna Burgers June 28, 2016

left tentacle-o-phobia

when youre scared of left tentacle in undercards

o shizzle this guy has left tentacle-o-phobia

by Hubertus_gaming October 3, 2017

Leaky Tent

when a guy has a boner pushing up the pants and leaking precum through it.

“I was hooking up with this guy and saw he had a leaky tent”

by cum2345678 September 14, 2023

tentacle rape

Usually in adult-oriented Japanese Anime, when a large tentacled monster violates a woman in several orifices with his tentacles.

Also used synonymously with phrases like "took it up the ass"

Man, I got fucking tentacle raped at work.

by Omniverse March 27, 2003

tentacle rape

The act of sexually assaulting a woman with tentacles. Since no human being can really sprout tentacles, this is generally restricted to Japanese Hentai. A versatile entity, such as a robot or alien, can perform tentacle rape on multiple victims at the same time.

Guy: you're a freaky slut aren't you
Girl: yea baby, give it to me
<Guy sprouts tentacles and rapes her orfices>

by blarg July 7, 2004