Shitshow

A perfect storm of everything going wrong.

There's a shitshow going on at work: they're promoting the guy everyone hates, firing the people everyone loves and no one's getting raises.

by shitshow central December 7, 2012

Dew shits

When you drink an enormous amount of Mountain Dew and have uncontrollable diarrhea

I just got the dew shits after drinking a case of Mountain Dew

by Jcoon June 30, 2014

day after drinking shits

the nasty, extra smelly and sometimes explosive shits that occur following a hefty night of drinking.

TP: "Fuck I really tied one on last night!"
Pete Dick: "How you feel?"
TP: "Other than the day after drinking shits, pretty good."
Pete Dick: "delightful for ya"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

shits 'n' bladders

when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder

While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.

by analearthquake June 3, 2011

screaming shits

another word for butt mud, or diarriha, either way, it is sick as hell

dude, i ate at that mexican place a week ago, jesus i still have the screaming shits

by sam r i April 12, 2005

Scitso

Pronounced : Skit-zo
Noun/Verb

Generally used to describe an angry person, also used to describe ones outburst of rage.

Comes from the word Schizophrenia.

Person 1: "Did you see Merv? he went completely scitso!"

Person 2: "Really?"

Person 1: "Yeah he punched a hole in the wall and smashed someones head through the window"

Person 2: "What a Scitso"

by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009

shitsale cowboy

n. A person who wanders flea markets, yard sales or other junk sales in boots, jeans or overalls, and the required cowboy hat. "vintage" (worn out) rock or country tour t-shirts are common. Unkempt, hairy appearance is a must. This person may smell of beer and cigarettes. He or she will never buy anything but may offer a ridiculously low bid on an item just to appear to have money.

I can smell that shitsale cowboy from 50 feet, and he'll probably offer me $5 for this tool box too.

by bigdealer May 21, 2009