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SpongeBob swear words 

Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)

Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)

What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck

Shrimp- minced oath (shit)

Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)
Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!

SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!

I will swear word at you 

A roblox way of saying "I will swear you"
Guy: Lol roblox is for kidos
Robloxians: i will swear word at you

I swear I did some research 

writer’s defense when using factual information from research that was not clearly cited from its original source.
This essay about Einstein is amazing but what part of the paragraph was his knowledge and what part was from the book? I’m sure he'll say "I swear I did some research," but I need to see which information comes from the book.

ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom 

A mlg slang line used from being triggered or angry in a match
After losing the match, Billy said out loud, "ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom!"

pinkie swear 

A promise made between two people, more common among young people or children, sealed by shaking hands -- except only with pinkie fingers. The idea is that if the deal is broken, the culprit will lose his or her pinkie finger.

The pinkie or pinky finger is the smallest, or farthest from the thumb. Also spelled pinky swear.
"I swear I won't tell anyone!"
"Do you pinkie swear?" (holds out pinkie finger)
"Pinkie swear." (hooks pinkies together and shakes)
pinkie swear by Coell CMU November 10, 2007

twin swear

1. Coined by college students P&S in honor of the popular belief that everybody has a twin somewhere.

2. The promise takes precedence of any other form of promise such as mother or God or the pinky. It protects the sanctity of mothers and of God so as not to desecrate these magnanimous personalities.

3. Replaces all other forms of swears with the unknown twin - one that you would wish to meet some day, and upon whom you would never wish ill.
I promise I speak the truth - twin swear!
twin swear by P&S July 21, 2006