"I swear to Arceus, I'll be there in 10 minutes."
"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."
"If you lose my Pokémon cards again, I swear to Arceus, I will fuck you up."
by cutesy pastel living doll November 4, 2013
Get the I swear to Arceus mug.Tartar sauce- blasphemy (holy crap, goddamn, Jesus Christ)
Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)
What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck
Shrimp- minced oath (shit)
Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)
Barnacle- traditional swear word (dick, shit, fuck, etc.; depending on the context)
What the barnacles- alternative to what the hell, fuck
Shrimp- minced oath (shit)
Fishpaste- another minced oath (fuck)
Mr. Krabs: (accidentally drops a piece of bread from a Krabby Patty): Tartar sauce!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!
SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!
Squidward: What??
Mr. Krabs: Oh, barnacles, my bad...
Squidward: The founder of a restaurant uses such SpongeBob swear words?! I'd fire myself out if I were you!
SpongeBob: (stabs foot) OW! BARNACLES!!
Patrick: What the barnacles happened SpongeBob?!
SpongeBob: FISHPASTING SHRIMP! FISHPASTE...THAT...SUN...OF...A...BEACH!
Mrs. Puff: (gasps) HOW DARE YOU GUYS USE 'SPONGEBOB SWEAR WORDS' IN PUBLIC?!
by Secret Godpower August 25, 2016
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Get the I will swear word at you mug.writer’s defense when using factual information from research that was not clearly cited from its original source.
This essay about Einstein is amazing but what part of the paragraph was his knowledge and what part was from the book? I’m sure he'll say "I swear I did some research," but I need to see which information comes from the book.
by azizy15 November 21, 2011
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Get the ill bash your fucking face in i swear on me mom mug.A promise made between two people, more common among young people or children, sealed by shaking hands -- except only with pinkie fingers. The idea is that if the deal is broken, the culprit will lose his or her pinkie finger.
The pinkie or pinky finger is the smallest, or farthest from the thumb. Also spelled pinky swear.
The pinkie or pinky finger is the smallest, or farthest from the thumb. Also spelled pinky swear.
"I swear I won't tell anyone!"
"Do you pinkie swear?" (holds out pinkie finger)
"Pinkie swear." (hooks pinkies together and shakes)
"Do you pinkie swear?" (holds out pinkie finger)
"Pinkie swear." (hooks pinkies together and shakes)
by Coell CMU November 10, 2007
Get the pinkie swear mug.1. Coined by college students P&S in honor of the popular belief that everybody has a twin somewhere.
2. The promise takes precedence of any other form of promise such as mother or God or the pinky. It protects the sanctity of mothers and of God so as not to desecrate these magnanimous personalities.
3. Replaces all other forms of swears with the unknown twin - one that you would wish to meet some day, and upon whom you would never wish ill.
2. The promise takes precedence of any other form of promise such as mother or God or the pinky. It protects the sanctity of mothers and of God so as not to desecrate these magnanimous personalities.
3. Replaces all other forms of swears with the unknown twin - one that you would wish to meet some day, and upon whom you would never wish ill.
by P&S July 21, 2006
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