A condition caused by going out in public in the absence of pants, or by wearing your pants on inapproriate places of your body.
by Im_Hammered_Get_Down February 12, 2009
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Translates to "Sweaty Fuck Tard". Refers to an individual who produces an amount of sweat which is more than considered to be normal. Signs of a Sweaty F Tard will usually be noticeable sweat patches on the back, under the tits, face and underarms.
by Captain McAwesome Junior November 14, 2010
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hey buddy! is there a sweaty game shop around here where I can offload this old iphone for a bit of cash for some weed?
by bigjeff75 June 20, 2013
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Grasping two mackerel sized cocks, one in each hand, the Sweaty Pelican at once felt satiated in her natural environment and cried "caaawk!"
by mackarelcock October 18, 2013
Get the sweaty pelican mug.A fat, greasy, sweaty perv/pedo found hanging around schools, playgrounds and McDonald’s. Usually smells of cheese, is unshaven and breaths heavy due to weight and years of chain smoking.
Check out sweaty pork over there on the bench. Watch your kid.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
We sat next to a sweaty pork after school when we stopped at McDonald’s.
My uncle is sweaty pork. I hate it when he picks me up at school.
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