Surprexpect

When a thing, such as an action or an event, is both surprising and not-at-all surprising.

Trumps White House national security adviser, Mike Waltz, is departing the administration mere weeks after it was revealed he added a journalist to a Signal group chat which was being used to discuss military plans. This turn of events was surprexpect because, one one hand, you'd expect such a greivous error to be unacceptable, yet it was surprising because the administration so vehemently defended the mistake.

by Dances With Nunchucks May 1, 2025

Surple Purple

Purple Soap.

Hey Aubrey why is the surple purple

by THEQUEEN2 May 18, 2025

Surpifilious

Something that tastes delicious, and or is visually appealing

David made spaghetti last week, it was surpifilious!

Allison and Sophia went to the store to find a dress for prom. Sophia spotted a red dress, it was expensive.... But it was so surpifilious! They just HAD to buy it!

by Where is our boy Waldo August 20, 2025

surpissed

When you suddenly realize that you really need to urinate.

Daniel: "Man, I woke up at like 2:30AM and I nearly pissed myself, it was crazy."
Henry: "Damn, you were surpissed."
Daniel: "Get out of my house."
Henry: "No."

by varalana September 12, 2025

steam slurpie

exactly what you think it is.

Mark loves steam slurpies. I think he uses an app to find them

by JAIL_BLAZE November 6, 2017

Alabama Slurpie

When a man shits inside a woman's Vag and proceeds to have coitus with her and then goes down on her after to clean her out.

I gave some chick an Alabama Slurpie last night worse mistake of my life.

by SunnySwizZz June 11, 2022

Texas Slurpie

After a man perform the Alabama Hot Pocket another person will go down on and eat her out.

When Susan said desert is served, everyone knew it was Texas Slurpie time.

by EasyE August 27, 2022