Spoonga

When one makes use of a white, Dixie brand polypropylene plastic spoon to stimulate the urethra via a 45-degree angle bend near the center of the handle. The spoon end goes in first, followed by the tail (the handle).

I heard Jerry Spoonga'd himself last night, he's supposed to stay in the hospital for a few weeks.

by cum_in_my_asshole September 2, 2019

spooky dance

The dance that you do in ESPOOKY MONTH

Skid and Pump: ITS ESPOOKY MONTH *does spooky dance*

by ACreativeName May 26, 2021

Spooky Woosh

That feeling you get when you suddenly and severely have to go to the bathroom. Sometimes your body will say “you will crap your pants in 3…2…1…” and you have to trackstar to the bathroom.

“Every time I eat dairy foods, I get a spooky woosh.”

by General Ray November 12, 2021

absolute spoon

The way of insulting someone. Usually to call them a wanker without them realising

You absolute spoon

by Hayoumug January 14, 2017

Spoonerism

Transposing the letters of two words to form new ones.

Usually done when you are talking faster than your brain can keep up with.

An unfortunate spoonerism:

The gymnasts displayed some cunning stunts.

by Lambchops December 7, 2004

Little spoon

The person infront while cuddling. Usually the better position to be cuddling.

"Denise should always be little spoon."

"Of course," said Megan.

by Littlespoon4lyfe April 22, 2016

spoonrape

The act of spooning an unwilling participant i.e., a misguided boy who is spooning a half-passed out girl because he thinks this may magically lead to scoring with her later.

During the party, I laid down on the hotel bed and almost passed out when I suddenly felt the length of a warm body pressed up against my back. Since I was drunk off my ass, all I could do was scootch over and make pre-vomiting retched out noises to scare the spoonraper away, and then call some friends over to guard my back.

by krisenthia August 20, 2007