1. A sheet or two of bog roll placed carefully so as to uniformly cover the surface of the water in the bowl of a toilet prior to dropping the kids off. Usually employed by those who do not enjoy the sudden cold, wet sensation on their ringpiece following displacement of water by a free-falling, splash-inducing turd.
2. Also used when a desperate bogward-rush to a public convenience results in the trousers coming down at the same time the turtle's head begins to appear and the discovery is made that some bastard left nessie waiting for you. Mitigates against the prospect that splashback will include someone elses faecal matter or piss. It is considered wise to favour more sheets in this scenario.
2. Also used when a desperate bogward-rush to a public convenience results in the trousers coming down at the same time the turtle's head begins to appear and the discovery is made that some bastard left nessie waiting for you. Mitigates against the prospect that splashback will include someone elses faecal matter or piss. It is considered wise to favour more sheets in this scenario.
1. I had an absolute monster on the way and it was a cold morning so I opted for some anti-splash paper.
2. There was no holding it back, I had already locked the door and me kecks were round me ankles when I noticed a previous signature loitering in the pan. Anti-splash paper was the only way to keep it personal.
2. There was no holding it back, I had already locked the door and me kecks were round me ankles when I noticed a previous signature loitering in the pan. Anti-splash paper was the only way to keep it personal.
by Herr Lip December 1, 2007
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A woman says to a friend 'i fancy a vag splash' i.e. a quick fuck (and cum) with a stranger or non committed friend.
by Jarod & Toby September 13, 2011
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*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)
Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash
*action* - (Ethan dribbles some badly made goulash on to his dinner plate)
Jesse: wow man looks like YOU'VE just had a case of the goulash splash
by Snowy88 September 24, 2007
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A social (non-play) gathering of BDSM enthusiasts in a bar. In addition to munches, where kinksters meet and grab a bite, the drinking or 'liquid munch' became known as a slosh.
Hey man, you going to the slosh tomorrow?
Nah, I'll pass this one. Don't want to run into my ex and besides I want to stay sober because I have a rope date the day after.
Nah, I'll pass this one. Don't want to run into my ex and besides I want to stay sober because I have a rope date the day after.
by Auhentier October 9, 2017
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