Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

Sploot

When a dog lays in a Superman position. They stretch the front legs out and the back legs straight back.

*while getting in position*
“What is Jojo doing?”
“We got a splooter in the house!”

by JarRodTophIley May 16, 2021

Pine splint

Used to describe an asian male's small, twig-like genitalia.

Hey Mike, check out woo's pine splint!

by Will May 21, 2004

head splinter

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.

Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!

by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010

splint

A nicely rolled spliff

Come on nigga, get that splint goin'.

by Chappers February 12, 2004

Splinter Cell

The best stealth series of all time tied with Thief. Chaos Theory is the best. It is also the cure for cancer and aids.

Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"

by You in the futute. May 21, 2014

sploitation

A suffix added to describe exploitation films. A shortening of exploitation.

Blaxploitation, actionsploitation

by kyle.biddle December 31, 2010