slackstracted

When you are not paying attention in a work meeting because you're distracted by Slack messages you've received, are reading, or responding to.

"Can we double-click on what you just said because I was Slackstracted and didn't hear?"

by webproductowner October 4, 2021

Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.

Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!

by KingTen87 September 16, 2011

No Socks No Sexuality

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*

by LordShrakman December 23, 2018

your socks are untied

basically a stupid ass thing that people say to each other in school to make another person think their shoes are untied but they say socks instead.

douche: excuse me, your socks are untied.

moron ass bitch: *looks down at shoes*

by kdkktnen March 25, 2022

freaking rock my socks

1. saying that something is actually worth your time and is cool

2. expressing enjoyment in a friend's action

1. That guy freaking rocks my socks

2. Christine: did you do that chem homework?
John: yea
Christine: can I see it?
John: yea
Christine: you freaking rock my socks!

by kweenbei June 10, 2007

Get your socks off

The more modern, cooler version of the saying 'Get your rocks off'. "Getting your socks off" leaves you feeling light, happy & joyous (aka getting laid).

"So I heard Stu is coming over tonight and you are going to get your socks off!"

by yourmom107 March 29, 2015

eat my socks

another use for "Shut up" but less used. Eat my socks is self explanatory in a base sense.

Kyle: "Yo my dog died....."
Chad: "Eat my socks."

by ur-uncle December 20, 2020