Krueger Sleeping Spasm

That point of sleep where you realise that your arm is sticking out of bed and therefore susceptible to being grabbed by Freddy Krueger or similar that has been waiting under your bed until you fell asleep. Symptoms include leaping, gasping, rapid heart beat, withdrawing vulnerable arm, wrapping body tightly in protective bedsheets.

This syndrome was created by excessive watching of horror flicks, usually at a socially unacceptable age.

I was having the most amazing dream about an abandoned house then BOOM, got hit by a Krueger Sleeping Spasm, thought I was having a heart attack

by juicyjackie August 26, 2011

you should be sleeping

Usually a phrase used when talking over social media or text; when someone is messaging you and they don't want to talk.
They use the time of day as an excuse to ignore you.

You: 'hi how was your day'
Them: ' you should be sleeping'

You: 'oh I'm not tired'
*message seen 10.32pm*
(Next day)
You: "how come you didn't reply to my message?"
Them: "I thought you were sleeping"

by Definamy November 20, 2014

Sledding Oil

Please refer to Striking Oil and Tobogganing before reading this description. In order to achieve the feat known as Sledding Oil one must first have a partner and several bottles of lube. First pour the lube into your partners ass, then stick your penis into the asshole. Now you must ride your partner down a flight of stairs. Once you reach the end of the stairs remove your penis, once removed your partner will spew a spray of shit and lube combination lolol.

tom: Hey babe wanna try sledding oil?
sarah: sounds good babe
tom: enjoy dat ride bitch.
Sarah: (after getting sledded: OMFG LOLOL THAT WAS AWESOMEOMEOME LOLOZLOLZOLZOLZ

Example #2

"Dude, bro, I Sled Oil with Lisa last night, I FUCKING LOVED IT, Lisa was a little embarrassed about all the shit, but when she saw how excited I was she wanted to do it again...TONIGHT!!!"

by Retardo Escabar (Kelv, Rich) November 2, 2009

sleeping giant

Penis on its dormant state. A flaccid schlong.

Don't snuggle too much honey.. it's too early in the morning you might awaken a "sleeping giant".

by CyberJake July 26, 2005

speeding

It's like jaywalking, an offense that virtually everyone commits. There difference between the two is that speed laws are actually enforced (though quite selectively), usually to meet quotas.

Oh noes you were speeding 90 mph in the middle of the night on the interstate with no other cars within a mile what a danger to other citizens

by Shadow Creator January 9, 2008

Sleeting

The art of falling asleep with half-eaten food in one's mouth. This typically occurs on one's couch with or without a clicker in hand. The likely morsel found in one's mouth is chips or crackers.

"I woke up with food in my mouth again. I have been sleeting with abnormal frequency this week. It must have been that long bike ride that did me in today."

by SupaNative July 7, 2009

sleeping bag pussy

When a pussy has been fucked and stretched out so much that after she is done, and you happen to be the last guy of possibly hundreds getting some of that, you crawl up inside of it and then go to sleep. That way you sleep all night and stay warm wrapped up in her droopy ass beef curtains. In extreme cases, one will be able to pitch a 2-3 man tent inside the pussy.

Our county fair only has one ride, and her name is Sally. This year I was the last one in line, and when I was done she let me hang out and sleep in her sleeping bag pussy. I never slept better, and never got cold all night, even with all the puddles of spooge surrounding me.

by Mike -Hunt January 16, 2008