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Simonique is wonderful loving young lady, can be aggressive at some point but that just the way she shows her love to people she care about.she goofy fun but boring as hell in her own ways
Simonique is very sweet with her friends
by Simonique June 7, 2021
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Simon and Garfunky

A phrase often said when putting a Simon and Garfunkel record, tape or CD on, to indicate how funky the music is, and how you will get funky listening to it.
-Puts CD in player-
"Let's get Simon and Garfunky."
by tea and toast. July 9, 2009
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Simple Simon

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021
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Simon Hanslow Novel

A mythical unpublished work that is poorly written and full of preposterous ideas and subplots, all characters in such pulp fiction are based on actual people who the author wishes to control like some sick kid playing with dolls.
"This is like something straight from the pages of a Simon Hanslow Novel."

"This has more plot holes and mistakes than a Simon Hanslow Novel!"

"Have you seen Jenny's diary? It's like a Simon Hanslow Novel!"
by Peter Fisher November 25, 2003
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simoni

Cool but very controlling she is a really nice friend and makes you feel happy
by lol me 😂👌😜💥 January 15, 2017
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Simonist

Currently sparking massive online debate is the image (in accordance with rule 34) of Alvin, Theodore, and Simon receiving head. The question poses who receives the best head, which shouldn’t even be a question because it is clearly Simon. Being a nerd doesn’t make him a Virgin, in fact, he’s tall, handsome, and smart. He knows the ins and outs of every sexual position. Simon, with his legs in the air, can barely withhold the head is he receiving. He is also the chipmunk who gives the best dick. The term “Simonists” has now become synonymous with “intellectual” or “200 IQ+” individuals.
I’m proud to be a simonist!

Simonists are the only ones with brains!

Disregard that Alvinist, fellow Simonist, he’s a Cumbrain.
by NotBrainless September 20, 2019
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Simonize my sideburns I'm Smelted!

When things totally go wrong for you. Screwed over; a bad time is coming.
Oscar: You just lost the game for us dude!
Jason: Simonize my Sideburns I'm Smelted!
by Butt-Face Magee August 22, 2018
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