Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

A great way to keep your virginity.

It's that time of year.... I love Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim!

by Turkeymash June 24, 2015

survival scrolls

As in "BITCH IM FLOWIN FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS."
meaning im telling you the truth and im being real with you, do not disbelieve me.

Chris: My mother is a transvestite, she likes to wear hip hop attire to the club on friday nights, i was there last week and saw her doing the two-step
Don: whatever, i don't believe that.
Chris: BITCH I'M FLOWIN' FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLLS!
Don: Damn! that's wack man, your mom's a dike.!

by The most Ballinest man ever. August 22, 2006

Scrolls

Created in 2003 - A compilation of words put together typically on a piece of paper. These words are arranged for maximum hilarity. This is achieved by discecting funny sounding words in the English langauge (and on the occasion, made up. E.X. Chise). Some scrolls may contain headers, or "themes", in which a piece of paper reflects an object of everyday life. Either that, or it makes no sense at all.

Theme: How to do scrolls

Snort the dorsil fin of Tiny Tim Mutombo. Swallow a large scoop of cream. Use my begotten container or swab my radish. My lavender stew presents problems for Gumbi.

by Scrollie September 20, 2008

Scroll Lock

One of the 7 Wonders of the World.

Who created this mysterious wonder? And why?

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 27, 2003

ho stroll

area where hookers go to do sex to pathetics for money.

i hate having to walk through the ho strolls. everyone assumes im a hooker!

i saw your girlfriend workin it on the ho stroll last night. she said shed eat it for a rock but i didnt feel like catchin her mouth herpes on my fun stuff.

by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

The Scroll

This scroll, is the Ultimate Scroll. They should put this right behind the US Constitution. Yes, it is this important.

Don't touch The Scroll.

by Negger October 27, 2004

As fresh as a stroll on the beach

A phrase used to describe the odor produced by a woman's vagina. This is a polite way of saying that her vulva smells like dead sea creatures.

Doug: I remember the first time I got into Nicole's panties.

Phil: Oh yeah? What was it like?

Doug: As fresh as a stroll on the beach, man.

Phil: That seems to be everybody's opinion of what her crotch smells like. Rotting salmon, decomposing shrimp, with a hint of dead walrus.

by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010