Shiegan

a poser, a wanna be, the school slut, just something so comletley wrong you don't think it's in front of your eyes.

She ain't nothin but a shiegan

by Tosha && Kourtney July 18, 2006

shmeganecca

1. the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or over sized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting low rider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

2. Haters of Mumaw's who rule

Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser shmeganecca's just rolled into the club and not surprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fest and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

shmeganecca sucks ass

by BlakeMumaw February 12, 2008

shmegmair

A cheesy like substance found on the end or a males tallywacker caused usually by unhygenicness

dude brodi had some rippin shmegmair !!!!!!!

by Tristan/Stu March 31, 2008

Shmeigh

(a) A reaction to any instance.
(b) An announcement to other males that you are present. Usually followed by a recognition shmeigh.
(c) a word used to as a filler when no other words come to mind.

(a) Dude 1: Oh my god! my car is gone
Dude 2: Shmeigh, It was a piece of shit anyway.

(b) Dude 1: {walks into room} SHMEIGH!!!!!!
Dude 2: {acknowledging dude 1's arrival} SHMEIGH!!!!

(c) Dude 1: Sorry you got stuck with the duff last night at the bar.
Dude 2: Ehh shmeigh. Its cool bro.

by t-man_sleeman May 6, 2009

Shmeeging

Shmeeging is a term used as a noun to replace other words. Pretty much, whatever you want it to mean!

What the shmeeging!
I am so shmeeging awesome.
Shmeeg you!
I need to Shmeeg.

by a reely bad been November 25, 2010

Shmeegal

One who covets material possessions above human relationships.

Shmeegal loves his fancy DSLR Camera doesn't he... He calls it his "precious." Don't touch Shmeegal's precious, he'll go all shmeegily on you...

by the_knish January 15, 2011

shmegma smoothie

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there

Yo can you make me your famous shmegma smoothie , I heard you make a mean shmeg smooth

by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017