Sexidental

adj. Accidental or un-premeditated sex that may or may not be induced by alcoholic beverages.

Sexident: n. The occurrence of accidental sex that may or may not be induced by alcoholic beverages.

"yea.. uhh, sorry Jane, but last night was just sexidental, my bad."

by medusa285 November 24, 2011

Sexpecto Performum

When you wish for a sexual partner to engage in "the sexy time" as if it were to happen...like magic

Based on the popular franchise of Harry Potter ( A re-purposing of one of Harry's Potter's spells, Expecto Patronum)

I'm in the mood for some fun! Sexpecto Performum!
-or-
I started last time! Sexpecto Performum!

by Layzurz January 6, 2014

sexperties

being an expert of sex

He was intimidated by my sexperties.

by sweettif March 30, 2015

sexpeditionary

sex·pe·di·tion·ar·y
(sekspəˈdiSHəˌnerē)
noun
a hot sweet well endowed horny romantic gentleman who's willing to travel more than a mile to have mindblowingly great sex with a sexy lover who's well worth the journey.

"She simply could not be happier ever since she started dating her amazing sexpeditionary lover; she can't stop glowing and she's always walking funny!"

by sexentric September 12, 2017

Sexpert

one who is an expert at sex.

thank god my older bro gave me the best pointers on how to go down on a girl, he's the greatest sexpert anyone could ask for!

by Childish Bambino December 6, 2018

sexdoll9991

Me

Fuccboy: hey wassup, whats ya name?
sexdoll9991: my name is sexdoll9991

by Sexdoll9991 November 7, 2019

Sexadecimal

The slang name used for guys who are sexually weak and can't satisfy their wives and girlfriends...

They are abused as a decimal
They are no more than a decimal to women.

Girl 1 : how was your night with him??

Girl 2 : Uggh..!!! He barely had a Bonner..

Left me unsatisfied

Girl 1 : he's such a sexadecimal... 🤣

by The_stocker December 9, 2021