scriff

Vaginal pubic stubble; usually above the vagina on the area between the pantie line and the vagina itself.

Damn, Tania's vagina is scriff loaded, it really itched my face.

by Danny Taylor January 18, 2008

Scroat breath

This is what you get when you choose balls over beer.
n. Scottish colloquial

Fuck's sake Stevie, your scroat breath's terrible today. Boyfriend had you up all night, ya big fudgie?!

by Alligatorfuckhouse January 16, 2006

scroatjinx

To have a scrotum that is jinxed to endure the pain of children jumping on it in the early morning hours.

At the office: "My son sacks me every morning," complained George.

Bob interrupts saying, "You must have a scroatjinx!"

by Nickpapageorgio January 28, 2008

scoofy

When someone says something dumb. A blonde moment. Another word for the infamous "neck". Derived from the south. Usually said while smacking someone's forehead.

"Mane you stupid.. gimme some scoofy"

"haha you so dingy. ..scoofy!"

by yagirlWANTSme February 14, 2009

Scrofulous

To look shaggy or disheveled.

John is looking rather scrofulous today.

by Travis April 18, 2005

scroat

Shortened version of scrotum

That bitch deepthroated my dick and scroat at the same time!!!!!

by Attucks May 11, 2004

scoof

A scoof is a small measurement of liquid approximately equal to one 'sip'.

Can I have a 'scoof' of your juice please?

by Gavin Woodwards May 14, 2005