schlegel 

Schlegel is a very flirty guy. He always flirts with girls, but never knows when someone likes him. Schlegel is a gentleman and always gives people respect who deserve respect. He also gives very good advice. He knows how to make a couple, but can't find anyone for himself. He is a very good person and a great person to date.

Girl: Aww you are the best person in the world, thank you for all the gifts. You are like a schlegel.

schlegel by TakeDemNotes February 13, 2018

schmeces 

The substance that shoots out of one's schmelter when one has an orgasm so intense as to cause a mass bowel exodus to the point that one would need to seriously launder the bed linens.

Can also be known as: "Schmit", "Schmoop", or "Schmecal matter".

Suzanne was flabberghasted at the amount of schmeces that erupted from Clyde on the first night of their honeymoon.

schmeces by Mangus January 5, 2005

schmag

1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag

Dude, get your schmag off my bed.

schmag by D.B. August 23, 2003

schmegma 

The smelly funny tasting stuff on my boyfriends weenier

I can't give head because his schmegma
makes me throw up my diner

schmegma by Ray Podogg April 14, 2003

Schmagegi 

Alternate yiddish for Schmuck. See Schmuck.

He gave you a 'D'?! Fucking schmagegi.

Schmagegi by Ashy Larry June 30, 2004

Schmeagle 

A male, or description of behavior by a male, that is talking to, being nice to, paying attention to a female for the express purposes of gaining sexual affection from said female without being explicitly honest about his intentions.

Often performed in a creepy, obsessive or underhanded manner.

Also, often a Schmeagle raises suspicions from other males Samwise as to his nefarious intentions but manages to avoid any such suspicions from the female Baggins.

That guy is Scmeagling that girl, and its making me physically sick.

Bro, just tell her you want to nail her, don't be a Schmeagle about it.

Schmeagle by ademitchell September 18, 2012

schmechel

A tiny penis

Stacey:Hey Jared sent me a photo of his penis IT WAS SO SMALL it was a Schmechel

Harrison/me:I’m a guy why do you tell me this stuff

schmechel by Harrison Godd December 7, 2017