schmeckel

The Yiddish term for the forskin of the penis.

Irving had his schmeckel sliced off by a mohel at his briss.
They served a nice deli platter too.

by David Glaiser April 3, 2008

schmeckel

A jewish penis freckel

Jhonny pulled his pants down to reveal his schmeckel

by Pal Penis March 24, 2007

Schmeckl

Noun: An uptight, anal teenager that acts very much like a man in his 30s

Verb: to act like a schmeckl

Adj: being like a schmeckl

Adv: (Schmecklishly) doing something as a schmeckl would

Nick is such a schmeckl.

Did you see Nick at the show? He schmeckled all over the place!

Stop being so schmeckl, Nick.

Nick walked down the street rather schmecklishly.

by ajaxthegreat April 11, 2009

Alois Schicklgruber

Alois is a massive chad (in fact almost the defenition) and the father to an extraordinary fighter, Adolphus. Alois was so much of an alpha male that he even married a girl to fall in love with another only for the first to be left dead so Alois was allowed to marry the other girl he was in a relationship with. Alois was so alpha that when his second wife was sickening and dying, he impregnated his very own cousin!

Alois Schicklgruber is such a chad, I wish I was like his son.

by trog platano drip2hard October 27, 2020

Schmecks

n. an ancient and mysterious word discovered in 1903 by Welsh anthropologists. The meaning of the word is unclear, but scholars have made assumptions from it's pronunciation.

1. The act of sexual intercourse

2. A cheap form of candy
OR
3. A combination of the two, cheap sex.

Ex 1- Guy: Man, I need the schmecks

Ex 2- Girl: I'm really craving some schmecks

Ex 3- Prostitute: Hey baby, you lonely? I got the schmecks you need.

by ikeapsychology March 23, 2012

schmeckin

kissing and fondling

the couple was schmeckin in the hall way

by girlie girl September 20, 2003

Schlecked

Verb;

To be completely and utterly destroyed by two long-faced Luxembourgers.

While riding the Ventoux, we got Schlecked.

I got Schlecked!

I didn't get hosed, I got Schlecked.

During our bike race, two brothers came along and Schlecked us!

by Btown_Cutters July 25, 2009