sammer

a cutesy way of saying "sandwich".

Boy: i'm going to the kitchen, want anything?

Girl: can you make me a sammer?

by Beth K January 12, 2010

Sameera

Somebody who is a chicken

Sameera is somebody who sleeps in a chicken pen

by Kristiano you hear me nigga November 25, 2021

sameer

Same er is a person who doesn't trusts his wife, ironically plays around wid women and has mates who despite being married date other women.
He s a bad influence

Mate u need to get things straight .. with ur gf and don't be a screaming sameer

by aejaaz November 25, 2011

sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 18, 2008

Sameer

A new new kid in the block down street. A brown handsome looking kid with many friends. Very strong mentally but also timid (idk how that works). Absolutely has a hatred for 2-3 letter words (Oh, ok ,Ikr) ,only when said by his crush. His favorite food is "dolpins" Likes video games and animes. Also did i tell you he is the part of the biggest anime waifu cult? He also is fond of retarded Lolis. He does not believe in Ramdev or any Shah Alams. And, also he is AN poet. Some of his best friends likes to call him Sam

Did you know there is a 0.1% chance a Sameer can have twerking addiction? Train yours well

by _ItznotSam_ March 1, 2019

The Andy Samberg

A sex position: When you cum on a guy or girl's face, throw him or her on the ground, and then tazz him or her in the butt. (Preferably in the butt hole).

Last night my boyfriend and I did The Andy Samberg! It was great, but my butt stings a little.

by punkfairy53 March 3, 2010

samer

i little shit that thinks he is cool that rides peoples dicks to the moon and likes sara

samer

yeah

fuck

u

by owen walker October 2, 2019