Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007

Samoan

A sub-class of morbidly obese, Asian-Pacific-Islanders. Identified by huge foreheads and 'groucho' eyebrows, disturbingly long, thick, matted, black hair (men AND women), thighs where there should be biceps and all clothed in humongous short pants. The males of the species are bred for drywalling, erecting cinder block walls and as defensive linemen, but are often hired as doormen at nightclubs frequented by affluent and/or famous Negroes. The females are used primarily for breeding purposes but occasionally can be seen repossessing automobiles or running after suspect's cars in televised police chases.

When in the presence of a Samoan, proceed with caution. Do NOT make eye contact and back away from their habitat as quickly as possible. They are wild, extremely aggressive and unpredictable and should be treated as such. Give them their space and most times they will not bother you.

Did you know....

.....that Samoans are descendants of headhunters? Yes, and they ate babies, too.

.....the NFL was the first organization to import live Samoans starting in the 1980's? Sadly, their families were allowed to follow and immediately began setting up villages.

.....a typical four-year-old Samoan male eats 60 lbs. of rice, 55 lbs. of fish, and 16 gallons of breast milk a day?

by Manny Poloobamafuu August 31, 2010

Samyar

A great guy who probably plays a lot of sports. He’s kinda annoying sometimes especially when he makes funny jokes and laughs at everything

Wow! Look at that sporty guy over there! He looks like a Samyar.

by Cr7&lm10 August 10, 2019

samyal

Samyal is a smooth talker, and is very easy going and loves to make people laugh or grossed out! Hes a complete spastic at times and a imbecile.

Really sweet and a sook to his lady but big tuff guy to every one else. Don't fuck with him!

Your as smooth as samyal

by Tkdvkfv xkvneovkds vsd July 10, 2016

Samoan Dinner

A meal big enough to feed all of Africa. There is only one meal big enough to feed a Samoan.

A Samoan dinner is a really big meal.

by Hong kong fewy September 2, 2017

samoana

A very beautiful Pacific Islander that is skinny & talented. She doesn't care what people think & she doesn't need a boy to tell her how fine she is. Confident & funny as fuck! Really nice but short temper.

Most Samoan girls are Samoana

by Katrina Perkins January 23, 2018

samona syndrome

when a player in league of legends pick a troll pick in one for all's game mode and ruin's the whole squad's vibe

oh look he picked janna its the samona syndrome

by mk_yousif April 7, 2021