Sleeping pill

Masturbating before bed to relax, which helps a body get to sleep faster and stay asleep longer.

I was all stressed out about finals but took a sleeping pill and slept like a baby.

by Hymen Roth July 28, 2012

sleeping on the couch

You fucked up.

I was sleeping on the couch last night.

Your wife was tripping?

Yeah bro, i think i fucked up

by IHateMyLife June 26, 2014

Let sleeping dogs lie.

-Prov: Don't be a trouble maker ,let the fuck alone it's gunna beget trouble.
-To not talk about things which have caused problems in the past, or to not try to change a situation because you might cause problems.

Jill: Should I ask the boss if he's upset at my coming in late in the mornings?
Jane: If he hasn't said anything about it, just let sleeping dogs lie. I thought I would ask Jill if she wanted me to pay her back right away, but then I decided to let sleeping dogs lie.

by aCh79 August 3, 2011

sleeping shirtless

the act of sleeping half naked, or with clothing only around the waist, where the upper torso is exposed, typically a practice performed by men

John is sleeping shirtless during this heat wave

by Ray Orta November 7, 2006

Sleeping soldier

A land mine.

Jimmy's leg got torn up by a sleeping soldier.

by tomtomm89 December 27, 2010

Sleeping Wang

When you set in a weird spot for so long that your dick and balls fall asleep. Also referred to as Sleeping Moby in some cases

He sat on the edge of that chair so long that he got a Sleeping Wang

by Fred123454321 November 5, 2019

Sleeping Beauty

- When you lean on your arm until you have a dead arm then masterbate so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

- A term used on the inbetweeners to describe the same thing.

- I got bored of wanking myself off so i just do a sleeping beauty it feels better.

- Quote from the inbetweeners, 'my brother made it up!'

by Josiphh April 16, 2009