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Swanson

A kind of professor who is difficult as all heck. Smart, approachable, and one of the professors who will ask another question instead of answering your question.

A cool guy with an ex-eighties pop star as a wife and a one-eyed cat.
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Even though we have the same paper, our grades are different. The teacher totally swansoned us!
by Candythespy December 10, 2017
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shantonio

Fine girl with a whole lot of ass
I want a shantonio
by Ashton.p February 25, 2018
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Swansoning

1. A phrase for when someone says something and he/she ruins the whole topic of conversation with a comment or expression.
2.The joke was suddenly ruined when my friend Swansoned it by his horrendous laugh. The joke was no longer funny and everybody realized that they just swansoned that.

3. Swansonings definition means an expression or remark expressed in a group setting that ruins the whole vibe that can never be reverted.
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Lord Stanton

by Kbray July 19, 2010
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cole swanson

really hot guy or girl that loves to make out with girls/guys at a young age and is not good at math but gets all the good girls that are really hot and gets to fuck at a young age. he gets in trouble alot and gets grounded hes all right at fortnite. if you find a cole swanson you will love him forever and you better get ready for it he might want to go raw!
he likes to fuck so you better get ready who ever finds a cole swanson
by k,jmhgfvgbnhjmyuhgtrfdc October 8, 2018
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Joe Swanson Syndrome

When you break your legs by risking your fucking life! Only idiots do this, and the definition namer did.
Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!
by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 9, 2020
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tilda swinton

an actress that looks like a man. Acted alongside Ewan McGregor in Young Adam. Did i say that she looks like a man?
by 47983 March 16, 2008
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