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A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.

(English; "Bo Burnham" Quotation Fragment; Slang;) --- "Acts as a comedic sentence that holds multiple meanings to be understood by a person or persons observing the 'joke' through means of sound or sight."

"One meaning probable to be invoked is the replenishment of edibles within an enclosed kitchen appliance that recycles and restores cold air."

"This is tied together with the second section <"A girl ... *stock* it."> as an artist's jocose reference to engaging in the act of coitus with another individual of the female gender."

"Another possible cite that can be interpreted from this comedic quotation is the use of the two homophones stock;stalk) attempting a 'play-on-words' that implies that a third-party undergo the act of following the previously stated individual of the female sex a single time within a seven day period."

*(Quotation Fragment/Comedian mentions no indication as to whether the appointed female be aware of the other's presence and/or tailing)
Refer to word slot, you rooty-poot candy-ass. I understand it's more than a singular word, but it's an expression. Filthy casual. I bet you're viewing this (A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stalk it.) in Internet Explorer.
by Etch-A-Sketchy May 31, 2015
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spot-stalk

When you're searching desperately for a spot to park and you see someone walking to their car. You proceed to slowly follow them until they drive away and you get their spot.
Dude right there! That chick's headed for her SUV, spot-stalk her!
by rcc0002 March 5, 2008
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Google-stalk

Utilizing various internet search engines to explore the life of someone with whom you have been acquainted. This practice is used heavily in the world of dating where one partner may learn more about the other based on few facts in order to establish a better sense of who the potential partner is. This practice can be used for finding someone's home address, employment status and record, past relationships, criminal record, residence value, and social networking profiles.
Me: How did you know his father is the athletic director at the high school?
You: Because I Google-stalked him and found out his dad's name using the white pages and then searched that.
by Francine McFarland January 13, 2009
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Proxy Stalk

To help a friend or coworker obtain information on another person.

Gathering information on a person for a shy friend.
"My buddy wants me to proxy stalk this girl on Facebook since he doesn't want to make an account."

"No, I'm not going to help you get dirt on her boyfriend. I'm not a proxy stalker."

"She's just a Facebook "Friend", but you know her well. Could you... proxy stalk her for me?"
by SimpsonsFanatic August 14, 2009
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half a stalk

When your penis becomes half-erect.
After she kissed my balls I suddenly got 'half a stalk'.
by captain doosh poo April 3, 2006
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internet stalk

v. The process of finding an address of a person by first searching AnyWho's reverse directory by the person's last name, then using the address and phone number found to plug into MapQuest in order to obtain directions.

n. +er (Internet Stalker). a person who uses the said process to get to a person's house.
Person 1: How do i get to your house?
Person 2: Oh, just internet stalk it.

Person: Uhhh, what are you doing at my house, you internet stalker?
by muchluv June 27, 2005
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GIF stalk

The act of being constantly observed by a person with a video recording device for the purpose of making said actions into .gif animations.
Ryan has a tendency to randomly dance, therefore he is constantly GIF stalked.
by Brutus745 October 25, 2011
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