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Andreas Simonsen

An andreas simonsen is a homosexual guy that normally likes to eat a little bit more than the usual population of Pakistan. He normally crawls on all 4 and loves pets. If you want to get an andreas you can order him through gaygaygaygay.gay.shop.maverick.idk
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by MikeTheShikes April 3, 2019
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Simon Cowell

A judge on American Idol, British Idol, Pop Idol and other idol shows. He is seen wearing the same shirt on every episode and likes to talk shit about people.
by rQ_Tek519 December 20, 2004
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Simeon

Simeon is a quiet guy but is still really fun to be around. He always knows what to say when you're upset and is one of the best people that you will ever know
Simeon is really nice. I think I might like him
by Lovely_1 May 30, 2016
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simon and garfunkel

THE duo of the sixties, and THE greatest musicians of any era. Had a reunion at the Grammys several years ago, and held a nationwide tour entitled "Old Friends" last year. Popular for songs like The Sound of Silence, Mrs. Robinson, The Boxer, their amazing arrangement of Scarborough Faire, and Bridge Over Troubled Water. Paul Simon did almost all the writing, but they wouldn't have made it without Art Garfunkel, who provides amazing harmonies.
"Hello, darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk to you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains within the sound of silence..."
by Ricky Hernandez May 25, 2005
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Simon Pegg

Star of the brilliant sitcom spaced and movie Shaun of the Dead.

Quite possibly the funniest comic actor in recent years.
by Lambchops November 24, 2004
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Simmons

When a person in a group a dissapears at random a moment with no clue to where they have dissapeared to or how long ago they left.
where has he/she gone? He/she seems to have done a Simmons
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simian silicus

a more politically correct to refer to a "sand monkey" or an individual of middle eastern descent or terrorist.
It comes from the root words: Simian, Relating to, characteristic of, or resembling an ape or a monkey; and Silicus, a made up word that you can say is the latin definition of sand.
instead of calling someone a camel jockey call them simian silicus instead. It sounds more polite and they probably won't know that you're making fun of them.
by JasonS November 21, 2005
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