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Ronaldo

A guy who is shy at first, but turns out to be really cool. He is a good dresser and likes to wipe his hands in plastic bags.
guy 1: *cleans cheetos off hands with a plastic bag*

guy 2: don't be a Ronaldo
by Stunzy August 25, 2018
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Ronaldos

White guy who loves to talk, all chicks are attracted to Ronaldos also known by his peers at work as Fido, happy feet
Look at that white guy he must a Ronaldos we are so stocks!
by Canevaro July 6, 2018
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Certified Siuuu Merchant
Made The biggest mistake by leaving Real Madrid for Juventus. He returned to Manchester United but they’re shite right now.
"Siuuuuuuu" - Cristiano Ronaldo
by GP2 engine November 22, 2021
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Cristiano Ronaldo

The most majestic footballer to ever stroll the planet. Cristiano Ronaldo doesn’t just exist — he blesses the world with his every breath. When he drops his AirPods, they don’t hit the ground - the Earth catches them. He once waved at someone and three countries declared a national holiday. Scientists tried to study his footsteps and accidentally discovered a new element: GOATium. When Ronaldo opens a pack of gum, the wrapper folds itself out of respect. He once yawned during training, and a solar eclipse happened. His mirror doesn’t reflect him — it watches and learns. And don’t even get me started on when he sips water — each gulp echoes through the multiverse as a reminder that perfection exists. Cristiano sneezes? A stadium sells out. He blinks? A volcano calms down. He stretches before a match and gravity takes a break. Honestly, at this point, Ronaldo doesn’t live in reality — reality adjusts to Ronaldo.
by Monkboyinohio June 16, 2025
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Ronaldo

MAN;1 -do u know whats special about saudi?

MAN;2- yes they have the best ronaldo {camel milk}
by NIGGESH April 23, 2024
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Cristu ronaldo

For the 3
Cristu ronaldo everyone goes ahhhhhhh SEWWIIIIII
by It’s freaking fac May 5, 2022
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Ronaldo

Very great Guy but if you get on the wrong side of him he will mess you up stay with him too long you will fall in love but he’s lonely and sad he’s usually friends with a Richard or kaleb
Ronaldo is handsome
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