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requestion

when you want something but you don't really know how to ask
"Hey mum, I have a requestion"
by justanotherindi January 13, 2020
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fancy-flatware request

Knock, knock...
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
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Requestion

When you give someone a requirement or request (i.e., tell them what to do) but deliver it in the form of a question, making it seem like they have a choice.
At the end of the meeting Sam's boss said "You'll send that report to me by 5pm today, right?".

When Sam was getting ready to head home Pat said "You better send that file before you go, if you don't you're going to get in big trouble!"

Sam sighed and looked for the report, knowing it wouldn't be read for a week (if ever) but also knew he'd hear about it in his annual review if he ignored another requestion from his manager.
by Saussygal July 2, 2020
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this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
Request to revise existing word
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
by LES94 September 20, 2021
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requestable

The property of an object such that it may be requested.
Access to the Whitehouse is not requestable
by crus_russ May 5, 2010
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change request

When someone within the non-IT practicing part of an organisation documents a constructive idea he or she has with respect to the correctness, functionality or performance of a software or system, then duly files that ("the Change Request", "the CR") in the agreed ticketing system for someone with a distinct responsibility for the development and continuous improvement of that software or system to incorporate and implement in the software or system, and hoping that it will eventually be handled and delivered, only to finally conclude that the CR process is nothing but a self-service trash for important and relevant ideas that no-one within IT will in fact ever lift a hand to service.
That's a very good idea! We understand what you are missing. Yes, that would be great. So that we don't forget about it, could you please file a change request in <name of CR system> and we will plan it for a future release.
by Urban Swede November 14, 2016
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Highly requested property

A man, woman or in some cases an apache helicopter, that is perceived as (sexually) attractive by the majority of peoplekind. Also used ironically to show a douche
*talking about the ugly 1% of the population that has nothing to lose but their virginity: "Definitly no highly requested property amongst them thots."
by The poet 27 May 16, 2018
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