redard

When a retard observes someone else being a retard and tries to call them a retard but messes up because there a retard. After making this mistake they are then called a redard.

Warning: make sure to be careful when first approaching the redard, walk up slowly with caution, let him smell your hand then procede to talk or observe him.

1.Not having good speaking abilities.
2. not being able to eat food correctly
3. shouting out random statements
4. while driving to get somewhere the redard will sometimes drive into bank parking lots to get to their objective.
5. looking haggard

by Johny Cash46294 August 5, 2009

grim reaper

The greatest job in the universe. He makes a living by walking around in a black hooded cloak carrying a large sythe and killing people.

I'm going to kill my highschool counceler for telling me i should go into technology. i want to be the freaking grim reaper

by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA September 7, 2004

Grim Reaper Reach Around

The act of simultaneously choking, masturbating and penetrating (vaginally, or anally) one's sexual partner from behind.

Read reach around and autoerotic asphyxiation

1. Jane thought that it was time to take his relationship with Dick to the next level. So, that night, she brought out a strap on, and give Dick the Grim Reaper Reach Around.

2. Dick: "Oh man. Does my ass hurt"
Dick's Friend: "At least you got the Grim Reaper Reach Around for your trouble"

by Angry Canadian January 23, 2009

Grym Reaper

n. 1: Somebody who kicks your ass and looks good doing it. 2: The drunken harvester of souls.

"No, Grym Reaper! For the love of God! Take your foot out of my ass! Arrgh!"

by Some Guy From Bonerland April 6, 2003

redanted

crazy, something you cant describe, f*cked up, wild, many times used if you were completely out of it at party the previous night. Comes from word dante.

That girl was redanted last night. she cant remeber sh*t

by kushh January 6, 2008

Weed it and Reap Sister!

An alternative to the popular expression "Read it and Weep Sister!", which involves publicly humiliating others with pure fact. The only difference with this one is that you say it to fellow gardening chums while carrying out essential weeding tasks in your garden. The idea being that you foster generally better growing conditions there.

Busily weeding your lettuce patch with a pal on a Saturday morning in your allotment, you turn to this gardening chum and exclaim: Weed it and Reap Sister! (Then Hi-5!)

by frank_bird May 18, 2010

anal reaper

One who likes to reap anuses with his mighty shaft.

Lucas is definitely an anal reaper.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008