Roberto Velazquez

Roberto, a kind hearted guy who loves to joke around, he's handsome, fun and trustworthy, he's got big hands and a cheerful smile, my days brighten just looking at him, the guy you'd want to be with all times.

Girl 1: Oh wow! Who's that?

Girl 2: You don't know who that is? That's Roberto Velazquez!

by Enyli_nya October 10, 2021

Roberto

A fat retard Mexican

Look at that stupid Roberto

by Niggafied January 1, 2024

Roberto

A nice man/boy went through depression. He is religious. If you disrespect him your outcome will be bad. He is successful.He might act annoying but because of girl. He has a huge Dic*. He has a good personality

If You meet a ROBERTO you are in luck
If you date a ROBERTO the future holds something for you

If you meet a ROBERTO you are in luck
If you date a ROBERTO the future holds something for you

by Someone29441 February 24, 2019

Roberto Firmino

An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

Roberto Firmino is An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Roberto

Usually associated with the word “Winner”. Considered a winner over Genesis in every encounter.

Man I can’t believe you’re a Roberto , getting first place all the time

by Heythereeeee1234 October 24, 2020

Roberto

Now if ur a Roberto that’s a dad then u suck and left ur kids and u always go back to ur hoe’s but if ur a Roberto jr then ur cool

Roberto yea I rather be with my hoe kid then my actual kid

Some damn

by Ur mom dick November 23, 2021

Robertoism

The feeling of being lit while also simping. Especially at random times.

Look at Alexander, Robertoism at its finest.

by Stayyy.wettt June 5, 2018