Roberto Salad

When that nigga Diego clogged the sink with his bitch ass dishes.

Diego-“joe check out this Roberto Salad.”
Yours truly-“nigga that bitch is fucken Disgusting, best have that shit clean by the time I get back.”

by I’m high while making this July 10, 2019

roberto

a tall honduran with curly hair who loves lipny sm and is gonna spend the rest of his life with only her 🤭

roberto is a simp for lipny 😹

by lipny April 24, 2022

Roberto Firmino

An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

Roberto Firmino is An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Roberto

Is the best fucker around, has a massive horse cock, is not aloud within 200 feet of any school in the USA. Banned from multiple stop clubs because he killed multiple strippers with his huge penis.

Roberto is not aloud near my school.

Roberto killed my best friend with his huge cock.

by Cool gamer mark May 8, 2020

Roberto

A nice man/boy went through depression. He is religious. If you disrespect him your outcome will be bad. He is successful.He might act annoying but because of girl. He has a huge Dic*. He has a good personality

If You meet a ROBERTO you are in luck
If you date a ROBERTO the future holds something for you

If you meet a ROBERTO you are in luck
If you date a ROBERTO the future holds something for you

by Someone29441 February 24, 2019

Roberto

The best budgie in the world

Blue and loves belly rubs

Have a but for a nose

"Roberto is a half tamed birb " she said

by Grim sweeper September 18, 2022

Robertoism

The feeling of being lit while also simping. Especially at random times.

Look at Alexander, Robertoism at its finest.

by Stayyy.wettt June 5, 2018