Sports Racer

A member of the League of Awesomeness. Sports Racers watch Zefrank on The Show and have power moves.

-Did you catch Rocketboom today?
-Hell no, I'm a Sports Racer.

by Justin Paul Villegas May 14, 2006

Pull the Race Card

When an ethnic minority accuses another person (usually white) of being discriminatory against their race in an attempt to be immune to criticism.

Larry: Can you just go away, Jerry? Every time I try and do something fun, you come along and screw it up.
Jerry: SHUT UP YOU RACIST!
Larry How am I a racist? I don't hate your race, I hate YOU. There's a difference, you know. Way to pull the race card, asshole.
Jerry: RACIST! HEY EVERYONE LOOK THIS GUY'S A RACIST! RACIST! RACIST! *runs away*
Larry: *sigh*

by The Thing with the Stuff October 23, 2013

Closet racist

Most functioning human beings, a closet racist thinks differently of a different race in their head and express it in public differently

All normal human beings are closet racists

by Jon Doe4567325 February 14, 2021

Rachel Ready

The act of preparing to leave work in advance, allowing one to sit and wait to clock out.

Are you ready to leave yet? You were supposed to be Rachel Ready.

by Pizza Hutte May 15, 2013

Rachel Green Syndrome

When you start to crush on someone because they like you. Much like Rachel falling in love with Ross after finding out he has a HUGE crush on her.

"I think I like him."
"No you don't, it's just Rachel Green Syndrome, it'll pass."

by Looples April 12, 2019

chinese raccoon

An Asian or oriental person, who hangs around the canteen or dining area eagerly awaiting free food or left overs. They may even search through sell by dates on the back of crisps or chocolate in the hope they'll get them cheap or for nothing

Amanda: "does anyone want these monster munch for nothing?????"

Paul: " fucking hell did you see how fast Ray was there?? if there's owt for nowt hes like a chinese raccoon."

by duringthewar April 22, 2015

to do the race

slang for “to run”

C’mon we got to do the race the cops are comming!

by kiiabx May 31, 2018