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Planetary Quarantine

Planetary Quarantine is a term in the modern-day that is used by people who want to make the colonization of other celestial bodies as slow and excruciating as possible.

It can be used in the future however as a way of stopping diseases or other such things from exiting the planet and spreading to other ones.

It is also used by some people on Earth as something we should do to Earth and Humanity in general, saying things like "We should fix our own planet first" and another such nativity. These people typically don't realize that Earth is doomed and that humanity, in the long run, can only survive in the Stars.
"Bro fuck Billionaires!! There should be a Planetary Quarantine on Earth, man! Humans suck!"
by Arroco July 15, 2021
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Quaranten

That first ten pounds you gain from comfort-eating while in quarantine from COVID-19.
I got on the scale this morning and found out I'd put on a full Quaranten this month.
by One Science March 20, 2020
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Quaranti

A drink consisting of;

30ml vodka
30ml gin
30ml vermouth
Olive, lime or lemon

15ml corona

Can be stored shaker or, stirred in a used glass with 4 dirty insanitised fingers

A drink to share
I will have quaranti please to make it easy to spread the diseasie
by Andy n Jo March 24, 2020
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Quaranenting

An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.
Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.
by Nezarynew March 29, 2020
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Quarantationship

A casual relationship that occurs during quarantine, typically these people are separated due to social distancing.
I met this guy on tinder and it turned into a quarantationship.
by S Lobo April 11, 2020
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Quarantigue

I'm so sick of wearing this mask, right? Serious quarantigue.
by xoxowendy May 5, 2020
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quarantutionalized

Having been quarantined, one develops practices and habits that make it difficult to re-enter society.
Looks like lots of people have been quarantutionalized, showing up in public with bed head, pajamas and looking for the strongest WiFi signal.
by Psychnat June 22, 2020
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