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Procrasturbation

When you put off doing weights because you realise you could be using that arm for other stuff
Mike walked into his room to lift weights, He could be doing some pulleys instead... They call it procrasturbation
by RANDOM ROD November 7, 2012
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procrasturbating

the act of rubbing one out while avoiding doing things you actually need to do.
i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.
by ctrlfreq December 16, 2012
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Procrasturbating

My girl caught me "procrasturbating" this morning.
by Troutist May 7, 2013
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procrastobation

To kill time or to avoid doing something in the act of masturbating
woah man i really didn't want to do my homework yesterday so I procrastobated all night

Teacher- " Kids procrastobation is a really bad habit , you should turn your homework in on time"
by sexy geenie December 21, 2010
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procrasturbation

Many young men find it difficult to complete homework assignments due to procrasturbation.
by darqcyde December 23, 2008
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procraterbation

The act of procrastination by masturbating and not getting anything done.
I didn't feel like doing my work so I procrasterbated and my teacher got mad when she found out. Looks like procrasterbation didn't work. "procraterbation"
by jdawg555 March 22, 2011
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procrasterbating

Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.
Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...
by Procrasterbator321 February 21, 2011
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