Prison Industrial Complex

The Prison Industrial Complex is a system situated at the intersection of government and private interest. It uses prisons as a solution to social, political and economic problems. It includes human rights violations, the death penalty, slave labor, policing, courts, the media, political prisoners and the elimination of dissent.

The Prison Industrial Complex is just another way the government and corporations are fucking America up!

by The Booty Warrior May 23, 2011

prison bitch

An otherwise heterosexual prisoner force into sexual submission to one or more stronger prisoners. Same a "punk."

The Texcalis on cellblock C made made the new guy their prison bitch.

by BxMuscle January 18, 2004

Pricone

mostly sexy or anything of the appealing type, usually italian with skin as smooth as velvet and people who know how to cook well and make bubbly cheese on people.

Tony: Get the canolies!!
Ronny: Mama mia you over cooked the raviolies!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Look at those two sexy italian pricones!!

by ilikegiraffes March 7, 2009

prisontation

A long boring work presentation one is forced to watch without the hope of getting up and walking out. Usually involves PowerPoint and bullets and low-res charts.

John, at corporate, is making his PowerPoint prisontation mandatory for all team members.

by manfun October 23, 2012

prison syrup

When looking at a member of the same sex and realizing that you have unknowingly loaded up your pants with a large amount of precum leaving you unsure of your true sexual orientation.

Tanner was sure he was only into women, but when he got done working out with his bros at the gym the other day he was surprised by the prison syrup he discovered in his underwear.

by Tittsmcgee July 2, 2017

Old Prison Door

Used to describe a girlfriend who you just hate being with and utterly despise, thus giving you the feeling of being the wrong side of a 'prison door' with absolutely no way out.

Mike Myers: Mate James Franco is having a sick party this weekend, the last party of his I went to, we stayed up into the morning drinking Cristal and snorting coke off models' tits. Please say your free bro?

Luke Wilson: I have the old prison door round tonight she is here for the weekend, I can't fucking believe this, she's so fucking dread man.

Mike Myers: Rather you than me son, enjoy your night watching Love actually and wanking off desperately trying to avoid her gaze.

by SandwichBoy69 May 14, 2012

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.

LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.

READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!

k that's it. ENJOY!!!

Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.

by ValeriaAtWhitby May 14, 2009