postonme

a weak-assed knock-off of the fantastic wall here at urban dictionary.

is postonme still around?why?

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

poison the well

poison the well is the best bunch of screaming people ive ever heard.... so much better than slioknot was or ever will be!

Poison the Well-- You Come Before You

by Metallica Owns You November 9, 2003

potboiler

An work of art which makes money for its creator even if it lacks quality.

Most Bollywood films are just potboilers; they make money without being original, or in spite of being poor imitations of other directors' originals.

by Bby-gell May 27, 2006

Anime Poisoning

A symptom caused by over-exposure to anime. Often results in people dressing up as characters. (Not for Halloween, just for general life) Victims will also use random mispronounced Japanese words in conversation. They will eat sushi or noodles for every meal, have an unhealthy obsession with ninjas, draw pictures of characters, and will insist on asking you if you like certain animes. Answering 'No.' will most certainly result in being called 'a giant super-baka'. They often write stories featuring anime characters in oddly sexual situations. Some will cary around a notebook which they genuinely believe has the power to kill. (If this were true, there would be very little sufferers from Anime Poisoning. As they'd all be dead.)

Best prescribed treatment is to punch the affected person in the face. Repeat until cured or dead, whichever comes first.

The following examples are all real situations. They have happened before and most likely will happen again.

Anime Poisoned Girl: Look at me! I'm not sitting in a normal way! I must be L! That makes me super-kawaii!
Me: Please die.

Fat girl in store: They don't have any cosplay wigs. This sucks, let's go.
I laughed uncontrollably. Fortunately, I hid behind a book.

Overheard in internet café: Look, Suzie-chan! They got DeiSasu Yaoi on this site!
Someone else: Shut up.

Stranger at school: Hey! Do you like Naruto?!
Me: No. I don't even know you. Please fuck off.
Stranger: Wow, you must be such a baka. Naruto for the win! It's kakkoii.
Me: Ugh.

Anime Poisoning is a deadly disease. Stamp it out.

by EdiblePencil June 3, 2010

caffeine poisoning

A horrible poisoning similar to alcohol poisoning caused by taking too much caffeine. Most caffeine is ingested through energy drinks, coffee, or caffeine pills. Depending on body weight and tolerance, you can be poisoned by taking large doses in short amounts of time. Most caffeine poisoning is characterized by nausea, shaking, jitters, headaches, racing thoughts, insomnia, vomiting, and hallucinations. Can be fatal. Can be cured by staying up until you're tired, drinking milk and water constantly and using the bathroom to flush out your system.

Me: I took 800mg of caffeine last night in pills. I was up for two days with caffeine poisoning.
Friend: That sucks.

by ofdarkskies April 7, 2009

that girl is poison

What you say when referencing a slut or a girl that messes with you. Often when a girl like that walks by and one of your homies starts sizing her up and talking about her, you hold him back and warn him "yo, that girl is poison." She will enter your bloodstream and kill you within weeks.

Bell Biv Devoe said it best and said it first. Never trust a big butt and a smile, because that girl is poison.

by It's driving me out of my mind May 21, 2006

poisoned chalis

Chalis: A cup or bowl highly decorated with jewels or precious metals. A desirable object

Poisoned Chalis: A prize that has had its lustre taken from it by an act or situation that makes recieving the prize much less palatable.

Poisoned Chalis: A lesbian that turns down your offer of sex but wants to remain friends.

The offer of a job as The English Football Team manager was a poisoned chalis. He realised that it was footballs prize but he hadnt realised the press corp hated him so much.

Oh man look at her she's beautiful. I get a boner whenever she walks past but she's as lezzer as they come mate! I want to be her friend but I know she will never shag me - thats what I call a poisoned chalis.

by Fanny Wazzocks Cookbook October 20, 2007