Pontiac

Good car manufacturer. They make nice cars that last a long time and run well. Drive it and see how good they are to drive.

That Pontiac firebird is awesome.

by x15029 May 1, 2008

Ponified

When hair has been styled into the form of a ponytail.

I saw John the other day, and nearly threw up.
Why?
He's ponified his hair!

by TheOne23 April 8, 2007

poncified

Blown out. Adding a few pounds to your frame. Heavier than normal.

Alfie, you look all poncified, blown out. You been eating the pies?

by billydickbags May 14, 2011

Ponzitivity

The cult-like belief that an obvious MLM/Ponzi/Pyramid Scheme is not a scam,but a life-changing opportunity

"We are experiencing technical issues,and are being targeted by hackers and governments because we are changing people's lives" - Scammers
John was such a firm believer in *scam* that he exuded absolute Ponzitivity even after the scheme collapsed,and continues to this day

by McAnon December 15, 2020

Ponkiado

Spanglish for getting "punked." Getting played or done dirty by someone. Getting served.

Homie 1: "yo vato, didn't you leave your car here last night?"
Homie 2: "Fuck me, I think some bitch jacked my car!"
Homie 1: "ponkiado ese! Haha, they did you dirty! Ponkiado for

life!

Homie 1: "Heard that bith Beiber was talking shit yesterday..."
Homie1: "I put that wey on a stretcher after he called me a puto."
Homie 2: "Damn, Ponkiado for life!"

by HappyHourH December 14, 2010

Ponazi

A brony who pushes their love for ponies until it seems like Nazism.

Tom: Dude, did Jerry try to get you to become a brony like he is?

Frank: Nah, he's more a ponazi. Not only did he try to make me watch it, he tried to make me read his fanfics and draw fan comics with him.

by GloverX10 July 27, 2011

poniard

A small, slim dagger, esp. one used in medieval times.

See also: dirk, stiletto

Teddy pissed off his ex-girlfriend so she stuck him with a poniard and landed him in the ER.

by BeCarefulWithSharpThings,Kids December 6, 2011