Pejina

A pejina is an unfortunate condition where a male (or female?) has a penis and then a blossoming vagina where the head is supposed to be. This condition has only occured in a few people including an 18 year old in Valencia, CA.

Girl: ermahgerd boi put it in meh!!1!!1
Pejina Owner: Sorry, I can't put my pejina in there

by pejinalover69 May 20, 2013

Pelini

The act of getting caught disparaging your customers/supporters/fans.

Frank's biggest customer just overheard him talking shit about him. He really pulled a Pelini there.

by huskermuster September 23, 2013

the perineum parfait

Adding sweets such as whipped cream or flavored jellies to the area between the anus and vagina (or scrotum). Preferrably with a cherry on top.

"Last night Rich got out the whipped cream and made me into "the perineum parfait!"

by Baxter1968 February 20, 2014

Penini

A male having both a penis and a vagina combined into one form and is used to masterbate with both males and females.

Wow I just used my penini on a hot chick.

by summertime24 May 5, 2011

Pedinkler

A really small penis that is alot smaller than a chood.

Hunter: What a small penis i have!

Kyle:Its a pedinkler you dumbass.

by KoolKid14323 March 28, 2009

peeing on the wheels of progress

Someone who is procrastinating or generally being inefficient in some effort.

Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.

by Steve Cox February 16, 2008

Pelin

Pelin is the most beautiful girl in the world. She has a great heart and character. She is too perfect to be real.

Pelin is my best friend and she has my heart.

by the persian cat May 1, 2021