The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.
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My cab driver was a real perfessional, he/she got lost on the way to the airport. My doctor is so perfessional, he/she performed an abortion the very same day he/she swore the Hippocratic oath!
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Symptoms include:
-Severe cotton mouth
-Severe munchies
-75% squinting of the eyelids
-Excessive impulse to talk in depth about random things
Symptoms include:
-Severe cotton mouth
-Severe munchies
-75% squinting of the eyelids
-Excessive impulse to talk in depth about random things
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Used commonly to express the degree of attractiveness of a girl.
Common terminology used in the language Qualitar
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Used commonly to express the degree of attractiveness of a girl.
Common terminology used in the language Qualitar
See Also:
Hot Qualitar
That girl is so persuasion.
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and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.
Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too
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