A person suffering from type of mania caused by an irrational obsession with Google PageRank, often expressed by increased talkativeness and a fixation on the green slider bar within the Google toolbar. The severity of PageWank becomes more prenounced as PageRank decreases. Sufferers (PageWankers) with a high PageRank 8-10 often show symtoms of euphoria (excessive happiness) and increased sex drive. As PageRank decreases sufferers may experience mood swings, irritability, anger, and increasing hostility towards the internet finally leading to depression and uncontrollable crying as PageRank reaches 0.
by T3dd13 February 8, 2008
Get the PageWanker mug.Paget Brewster is an actress. Best known for Emily Prentiss on Criminal Minds.
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community
by DrReidIsLife March 8, 2015
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Get the PANERCH mug.Excessively long essays assigned at the beginning of a university/college term (or semester) by professors who have nothing better to do but create a mass of work for their students to do and for their T.A.'s to mark. Essentially the easiest way for the prof to have each student separately graded without having to do any work themself. Some term papers are research essays, which entail huge amounts of time spent in the library searching the book stacks and the e-journals trying to find appropriate sources for ones god forsaken topic that couldn't be a more rare one if hell froze over.
Term papers are basically a regurgitation of all of the research one has done or all of the lectures they've attended. Rarely does a paper end up being original since it is all based on something that has been previously published.
Most term papers are left until the night before they are due by students who have been procrastinating all semester and have realized they now have less than 24 hours to gain anywhere from 25-50% of their overall mark in that class.
Term papers are known as the bain of a student's existence. They are not favored by anyone in their right mind and some students actually choose to go into the faculty of science, which means they have to take math/calculus courses, to avoid having to write these lengthy essays.
Term papers are basically a regurgitation of all of the research one has done or all of the lectures they've attended. Rarely does a paper end up being original since it is all based on something that has been previously published.
Most term papers are left until the night before they are due by students who have been procrastinating all semester and have realized they now have less than 24 hours to gain anywhere from 25-50% of their overall mark in that class.
Term papers are known as the bain of a student's existence. They are not favored by anyone in their right mind and some students actually choose to go into the faculty of science, which means they have to take math/calculus courses, to avoid having to write these lengthy essays.
student 1: man, Im gonna be up all night trying to write this damned term paper!
student 2: oh, I finished mine last month, it was a brutal one- good luck!
student 2: oh, I finished mine last month, it was a brutal one- good luck!
by kittttttykat April 8, 2009
Get the Term Paper mug.When you rant like crazy on a blog, facebook status update, tweet, message board, or in the comments section under a story expressing your dislike and frustration over a particular issue.
The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.
The issues people usually page rage over are pointless and mundane (but don't tell the page rager that) because they usually have it so good that minor irritations are all that the have to complain about.
I can't believe didn't have acidophilus milk at the organic-fair trade co-operative so I totally went on a page rage about it on my blog! fml.
by truth victor February 7, 2010
Get the page rage mug.Page 8- to completely and totally fuck up your attempt to lie and get yourself out of a bad situation. Most commonly used in the internet-gaming community to describe a total cheesewad. Page 8'ing is used especially after the liar strenously denies guilt, even when his own fuck up provides proof he's guilty. This term comes from the infamous page 8 of a certain rant/ flame post on an MMORPG's messageboards, where, on page 8, the accused person posted with the wrong account name, thus tying him to the scammer.
"I didn't want to talk to that psycho bitch from the club last night, so I pretended to be my roommate through the door. Imagine my surprise when he walked in, with his arm around her..."
"Dude, you SO page 8'ed!"
So I'm scamming this dude out of stuff in game, and he gets too suspicious about my other character. I play it cool and blame it on my roommate, then use his account and my girlfriend's to back up my story on the boards. It was okay until I fucked up and used the wrong name in a reply on page 8 of the thread.
"Dude, you SO page 8'ed!"
So I'm scamming this dude out of stuff in game, and he gets too suspicious about my other character. I play it cool and blame it on my roommate, then use his account and my girlfriend's to back up my story on the boards. It was okay until I fucked up and used the wrong name in a reply on page 8 of the thread.
by Shimei December 29, 2004
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