Definitions by Cheek_Clapper

Toilet Paper 

The extinct tissue that early civilizations used to cleanse their rectums after defacation.

"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."

Toilet Paper by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020

Mickey D's 

A cooler way to say McDonald's.

"Hey man, let's go to Mickey D's later."

Mickey D's by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020