Toilet Paper

The extinct tissue that early civilizations used to cleanse their rectums after defacation.
"Toilet Paper has been nowhere to be seen since the coronavirus raid of 2020."
by Cheek_Clapper March 22, 2020
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Mickey D's

A cooler way to say McDonald's.
"Hey man, let's go to Mickey D's later."
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