Procrasturbate

Verb. (Procrasturbation- n.)
To procrastinate by means of masturbation

"Hi, honey! how was your day?"
Well, I walked in on Chris trying to procrasturbate on his homework..."

by carols213 May 11, 2016

Procrasturbate

When you desperately need to jerk off but you have way to much other crap to do so you have to put off spanking the monkey until later.

I been watching porn hub while doing my homework and now I gotta procrasturbate when I'm done.

by The_JDH January 17, 2017

Procrasterbation

The act of putting something off long enough that it litterally only screws yourself.

Stop procrasterbating

Are you really gonna procraterbate?

What's with all this procrasterbation

I'm procrasterbating

This will teach you to procrasterbate

by Ol man the wise April 17, 2017

Procrasturbate

Comes from the words "procrastinate" and "masturbate". The act of masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Professor I know I was supposed to write you a reasearch paper last night, but all I could do was procrasturbate!

by Fameless April 24, 2017

Procrasturbate

To masturbate and procrastinate at the same time.

I procrasturbate when I don't feel like doing my homework.

by Dr. Lipschitz September 8, 2017

Procrasterbator

Putting off jacking off until later.

That Bill always has his hand in his pants. Go take care of business and quit being a procrasterbator

by Xanaduder313 December 23, 2017

procrasterbation

when you procrastinate by jacking off

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation

by rich&matt October 29, 2019