your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven

how someone can decide how old he/she can go before dating someone who is older

Before I date any man who is older than me, I do the your-age-plus-half-your-age-minus-seven math problem to make sure he is not too old for me.

by kimmickal September 13, 2009

sparks plus

Keeps you up, and F**ks you up.

Josh, I would like to partake in an inhibition lowering beverage so that I may preform exceedingly dangerous/foolish activities, yet I wish to remain awake long enough to do said activities.

Joel, drink Sparks Plus

by Terry F April 25, 2008

titty plums

another word for nipples

man 1 :"damn, that girl got titty plums the size of pepperoni!"
man 2 :"what you complaining about, yo wife got titty plums the size of salami!"

by germ111222333 November 16, 2007

Butt Plums

This is another way of saying Hemeroids.

I can hardly sit down because my Butt Plums are burning and itching.

by Mojo Maniac August 16, 2008

Humanitis Plurificus

The Idea that the Earth is merely a cell in a much larger body, and that humans are the parts of a potentially deadly virus that has infected the Earth cell. The main belief in this Ideology is that the true human purpose is to breed and the destroy the Earth. This belief is mainly based upon the fact that the only other subject that goes into an area, bleeds it of its resources, multiplies and leaves, are, in fact, viruses. It is believed that space travel is simply the carrier that will aid us in escaping the planet one we render it perfectly resources-less and useless. All diseases that effect Humans and actually just Immune responses of this highly advanced being that we are planted within. All other animals are other parasites that are not deadly, like those found in a human body. It is believed that we are right about most things we have decided are fact, but that the explanation for why they happened are flawed as are many of the details. For one the big bang theory is correct, however their was matter before it happened, just not a body (AKA the universe). In fact the big bang was just the collision of a sperm and egg that quickly formed the body that we now call the universe. Also, the universe is in fact expanding, and can be explained almost to simply. The body is still growing. It is believed that those who recycle and have other habits to "save the planet" are defective viruses that go against what its original purpose was, to destroy the cell. It is believed that the cell will be depleted of its resources in an epic battle between the viruses that know their purpose and the defective viruses, in which only two will survive, which will pilot a space craft onto another cell, most likely Mars, and begin breeding, thus starting the cycle all over again.

Have you heard of Humanitis Plurificus? Its got way more proof than Religion man!!

by Poopy Vaj Face Nut Lick Mcgraw March 4, 2009

Plus 44

Forming in the wake of pop-punk trio blink-182's 2005 hiatus, (+44) -- pronounced Plus 44 -- brought blink alums Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus back together. Originally billed as a largely electronic-based project, their name came from the international dialing code to the United Kingdom, where the duo first discussed doing the project. The two initially hooked up with vocalist Carol Heller of Get the Girl, but by summer 2006, rumors began swirling that she was no longer in the band. A month later, it was quietly publicized that (+44) instead included guitarists Shane Gallagher (the Nervous Return) and Craig Fairbaugh (Mercy Killers, Lars Fredericksen & the Bastards, the Forgotten). Their debut album is slated for a fall 2006 release.

"please understand, this isn`t just goodbye, this is I can`t stand you..." - Plus 44 - No It Isn`t

by anotherxplanet September 9, 2006

Nurofen Plus

A wicked little pill developed by Boots and making them a fortune that has/had many of us hooked as it is available over the counter in the UK and has codeine. It does relax you but it dries you up (nose, throat and elsewhere), makes you tired, constipated and takes away your sex drive. Your body builds up a resistance to it so you have to take more and more to get the same buzz. It's just not worth it.

I can't go to that branch of Boots again to get my Nurofen Plus fix cause I just went there yesterday and they know me.

by hotchix0r November 15, 2005