Doris Day Parking

Any parking spot that seems as though it was meant to be, as evidenced by the spot's convenience to one's destination as well as the smoothness with which one can park their car in said spot.

Derived from the sort of parking found by Doris Day in any Doris Day movie.

See also: Rock Star Parking

Because of the sweet Doris Day parking I got in Westwood, I wasn't late for the movie.

by Amanda Louise November 30, 2006

birdy pecking

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it

Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment

by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

Packing

Packing, also known as roasting, is a game where two or more people strangely roast each other in a voice call for entertainment with loud or low microphones. Points are given by judges or votes of the audience. The funniest jokes will determine how you're scored by the judges and the audience. Packing usually takes place on discord.

Key tips for winning a packing match
1. Last until the packing session is over
2. Pack until the other opponent leaves
3. Entertain the judges or the audience more than the opponent did (Funny Jokes)

Thizzkid: "Hey are you in that packing discord server named Thizz?"
Leg: "Yeah Marski and Jay just got done packing Wolfgang in an all-out packing session LMAOOO"

by thethizzkid December 13, 2020

packing chew

Packing chew is another way of saying chewing tobacco. It is a smokeless tobacco that comes in small tub, popular brands of chew include:
Grizzly
Skoal
Copenhagen

It is very popular amongst junior hockey players in North America.

Me and Jeboris were packing chew last night after the big game.

by WillBurrows21uk21 January 9, 2019

parkinson's law

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

by v8explorer November 21, 2010