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It's only gay if your balls touch

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.
Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"
by Figure.10 May 27, 2009
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only parent

A single person with children, when the other parent isn't in the picture at all.
So when do you get a weekend when your ex takes the kids?

Oh, we haven't seen him in years. I'm an only parent...
by wazoomba April 11, 2009
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by haylee135 January 17, 2021
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Members Only

A clothing company that made jackets back in the 1980s. They were popular to wear and simply said "Members Only" on them. Wierd, but it was the 80s...
Cool Members Only jacket dude. Let's go listen to Devo.
by ... October 31, 2004
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Onlyonthurs

1. The funniest Mexican to ever live on this planet. His name is Marcello aka Marc. He is currently 23 years old, dunno when is his birthday and currently resides in San Antonio, Texas. Marc is a kickass Mexican!
More on Marc: Graduated from The Art Institute of Fort Lauderdale in Dec. of 03' with a BS in Design. Right now he currently drives a 1982 Mazda RX-7 GS
Give him a holler and he will hang out with you and kick you in the ass!
1.) zOMG I TASTED ONLYONTHURS' SALSA!!! CHA CHA CHA!!!

2.) Onlyonthurs: I like big, thick, juicy Mexican women

3.) Marc: I am going to make sweet love to my woman tonight.
Me: no you're not, I'm goign to cockblock you muhahahah!

4.) Onlyonthurs: have you ever seen a girl douche... let me tell you it was quite an experience...
by Eatmyclutch July 16, 2008
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Only joking

Similar to No offense. It's usually said by a person after they've insulted you and meant everything they said, but don't want to upset you or get punched in the face as a result.
Mike: "Dude your a fucking faggot and no ones likes you! ...Haha only joking :)"

John: -.-
by lolrakfj July 13, 2012
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Only in Cleveland

A frustrated expression by Cleveland sports fans after events only occurring to their cursed teams. Abbreviation OIC for short.
Only in Cleveland, can you steal a defeat from the jaws of victory. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns manage to cough up a 14 point lead in less than 90 seconds. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Cavaliers manage to rehire a coach they fired no less than 3 years before. Only in Cleveland, could the Cleveland Indians win a game with a walk off hit batter. Only in Cleveland, can the Cleveland Browns QB manage to sack himself. Only in Cleveland can their whole entire football team leave town and win not 1, but 2 Super Bowl titles. Only in Cleveland, can you fail at picking a franchise player for your football team after 14 years of having a top ten pick. Only in Cleveland, can you blow an insurmountable lead and watch the opposing team embarrass you on national tv. Only in Cleveland, can you hang banners for winning your division and not a league title.
by Bliff Blaffington December 11, 2013
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