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puckable offense

A provocation by an individual that warrants retaliation by way of a piss puck.

A puckable offense occurs often in dorm rooms on college campuses for a multitude of reasons.

Puckable offenses include, but are not limited to:
--Drinking the last beer in someone else's fridge
--Puking in someone's room
--Blaring loud music at a late hour, prohibiting sleep
--Just being an unlikeable asshole
Tom walks into Jim's dorm room while Jim and friends are drinking.

Tom: What's up Jim? (takes last beer from fridge)

Jim: Hey, that's my last beer.

Tom: I know, thanks. I'll get you back sometime. (leaves room)

Jim: (talking to others in room) Tom is such an asshole. Taking my last beer is definitely a puckable offense.

(Jim creates a piss puck, waits till 3 AM and kicks in under Tom's door)
by CM$ney May 11, 2009
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Vince Offer

A very humorous salesman, famous for selling products like the Shamwow and SlapChop. Also known for hilarious lines like "You're gonna love my nuts!". Went to jail for assaulting a hooker.
"You know the German's make good stuff!" - Vince Offer
by DarkPrincess128 July 7, 2009
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wildcat offense

Spitting game to women. Specifically reading their next move like it is the defensive end, which is the typical read of the wildcat offense.
Chris was really running his wildcat offense to perfection last night. He got 3 numbers and a blowjob. I think he is better than anyone at running the wildcat offense. He is so money!
by The Panarelli Pipe January 18, 2011
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offenderman

A slender like figure who stalkes women for sex. He has two rose, a red rose and a blue rose. He wears a trench coat, a fedora and boots. Women call him "smexy".
Who are you?
My name is offenderman but you can call me "smexy".
by #GamerGirl October 6, 2016
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Offing

The sea between the horizon and the offshore
There was an ominous cloud in the offing.
by AlterLynx October 20, 2017
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Often

This is not the most mispronounced word in the English language as someone defined it. According to Longman Pronunciation Dictionary, the word "often" can be pronounced with the "t" (like off-ten) or without the "t" (oh-ffen).

Many speakers use both the form without t and the form with it. Preference polls. Br. no t 73%, with t 27%. American English, no t 78%, with 22 %. (Longman Pronunciation Dictionary).
A: How often do you check pronunciation dictionaries?
B: Not very often.
A: You should do it oftener.
by sil86 December 17, 2013
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non-offensive swears

A moronic contradiction which defeats the purpose of it being a swear.
This total idiot should be informed that 'arse' is how Brits, Irish people etc say it. Idiot.
by IkeM October 5, 2003
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